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Podcast-PlayList vom Donnerstag, 10.09.2020

2020.09.11 00:17 DieHermetischeGarage Podcast-PlayList vom Donnerstag, 10.09.2020

Die gesamte Tages-PlayList
Tagestipps
Sendung Titel
BR Kalenderblatt 10.09.1811 Berzelius schlägt Schrift für chemische Elemente vor (1)
BR Wissen Beste Freundinnen - Was Frauenfreundschaften ausmacht (2)
SWR Zeitwort 10.9.1066: Die Wikinger erreichen die englische Küste (3)
SWR Wissen Sterbehilfe für psychisch kranke Menschen - Belgiens umstrittenes Gesetz (4)
WDR Zeitzeichen Erdölkonferenz in Bagdad beginnt (am 10.9.1960) (5)
News
Zeit Titel wo min
05:24 Vertragsbruch? Sind die Post Brexitgespräche noch zu retten? (Birke, Burkhard) DLF 4:13 ?
06:40 Beethoven im Hochofen - Der Klangkünstler Werner Cee (Hennen, Claudia) DRK 5:16 ?
06:50 Wer entscheidet über unseren Tod? Premiere von Ferdinand von Schirachs 'Gott' (Reese, Oliver) DRK 8:35 ?
07:48 Filme der Woche: 'The Photograph', 'Cuties' (Taszman, Jörg) DRK 6:19 ?
08:00 'Dekolonisiert euch!' - Blinde Flecken des Journalismus, Folge 4: Afghanistan (Grzeszyk, Tabea) DRK 5:13 ?
08:37 Mulan - Queere Figuren bei Disney (Haase, Till) DLF 6:18
08:38 Das Wichtigste heute Morgen (Engels, Silvia) DLF 5:05 ?
09:18 Bruch des Brexit-Abkommens: Viele Grautöne (Interview mit Franz Mayer) (Peetz, Katharina) DLF 6:04 ?
09:36 'We hate the church'- evangelikale Kirchen und die Black Lives Matters-Bewegung (Robertz, Andreas) DLF 6:16 ?
09:43 Lästern über Gott in Frankreich - das Recht auf Blasphemie (Krause, Suzanne) DLF 8:30 ?
11:20 Zum Tod von Ronald Bell - Mitbegründer von Kool the Gang (Risel, Martin) DRK 2:56 ?
11:35 Der wahre Erbe von Ali Farka Touré - Afel Boucoum (Beyer, Carsten) DRK 8:25 ?
11:40 WWF: Tierbestände schrumpften binnen 50 Jahren um zwei Drittel (Nehls, Anja) DLF 5:08 ?
11:47 Flaming Lips und 'American Head' (Anders, Marcel) DRK 5:39 ?
12:09 Geflüchtete von Moria: Wer kann jetzt helfen? (Wickert, Ulrich) DRK 6:59 ?
12:20 Griechenland und die Geflüchteten: Was wurde aus den Hilfsangeboten? (Ulrich Wickert, Axel Flemming) DRK 5:37 ?
12:39 'German Angst': Gilt das Stereotyp noch? (Wickert, Ulrich) DRK 3:46 ?
12:47 Woodwards Trump-Interviews: Warum erfahren wir von ihnen erst jetzt? (Wickert, Ulrich) DRK 3:56 ?
13:21 Bob Woodward enthüllt: Trump wusste alles über die Corona-Krise und die Folgen (Kößler, Thilo) DLF 3:28 ?
13:26 Verschenktes Potenzial: Tausenden Windkraftanlagen droht das Aus (Kulms, Johannes) DRK 5:33 ?
14:17 Techlash als Film: Das Dilemma mit den sozialen Medien (Fehrensen, Martin) DRK 8:18 ?
14:45 Guerillaaktion des 'Bremen-Banksy' - Ist das Kunst oder muss das weg (podcast) (Schneider, Dirk) DRK 5:44 ?
14:58 High Fidelity als Serie: Nick Hornbys Plattenladenstory geht weiter (podcast) (Zylka, Jenni) DRK 5:57 ?
15:05 Glitch-Feminismus - Digital und Queer dabei (Podcast) (Smarzoch, Raphael; Unger, Kolja) DLF 8:42 ?
15:37 Wie lange dürfen Journalisten mit Enthüllungen warten? - Interview m. G. Mascolo (Schneider, Annika) DLF 6:07 ?
16:30 Schweinepest, Tiersterben, Kriegsschiffswrack (Zecher, Franziska) DLF 6:13
16:38 Wie sehr träume ich von Afrika? Jyoti veröffentlicht Album 'Mama, You Can Bet!' (Müller, Andreas) DRK 8:54 ?
17:09 Flüchtlinge: Hat Europa Griechenland wirklich allein gelassen? (Paraskevopoulos, Theodoros) DRK 7:31 ?
17:16 Kontrolle der Lieferketten: Wie kann es gehen? (Ehrhardt, Mischa) DLF 3:01 ?
18:40 Beschleunigter Wandel - Volksbanken und Sparkassen in der Coronakrise (Scholtes, Brigitte) DLF 18:57 ?
19:07 Neuralink: Elon Musks neues Hirnimplantat (Eckoldt, Matthias) DRK 7:37 ?
19:26 Hinter Gittern: Rechte Netzwerke im Justizvollzug (Stukenberg, Timo) DLF 6:52 ?
20:19 Wie Regierungen mit Krisen umgehen (Hennies, Matthias) DLF 8:10 ?
20:27 Die Kaiser und die Säulen der Macht (Götz, Eva-Maria) DLF 8:07 ?
20:35 Kolonialismus - Ahrensburg und der Sklavenhändler Schimmelmann (Kulms, Johannes) DLF 6:13 ?
20:42 Gepfeffert und gesalzen - Kleine Kulturgeschichte der Gewürze (Westhoff, Justin) DLF 17:04 ?
23:06 Stück zur Sterbehilfe: Ferdinand von Schirachs 'Gott' im BE und in Düsseldorf (Mumot, André;Claus, Peter) DRK 9:45 ?
23:10 Psychologin Johanna Degen: Online-Dating ist wie Alkohol trinken (Rogall, Shalin) DLF 8:39
23:14 Diskussion um Flüchtlingspolitik: Deutschland nimmt 400 Minderjährige auf (Remme, Klaus) DLF 4:07
23:23 Antifa-Film: 'Und morgen die ganze Welt' im Wettbewerb von Venedig (Wellinski, Patrick) DRK 6:27 ?
23:30 Untersuchungs-Ausschuss zur Maut setzt Ermittlungsbeauftragten ein (Born, Carolin) DLF 1:38
23:33 Laschet ist für die Frauenquote in der CDU (Küpper, Moritz) DLF 1:21
23:35 Kolumbien: Proteste gegen Polizeigewalt eskalieren (Marusczyk, Ivo Stephan) DLF 1:07
23:46 EU fordert von London Vertragstreue (Kapern,Peter) DLF 3:03
Infos
(#) Info
(1) Immer mehr chemische Elemente entdeckte man im 18. Jahrhundert, die Welt war komplexer als gedacht. Also schlägt Jöns Jacob Berzelius vor, das Ganze ein wenig zu vereinfachen.
(2) Frauen scheinen untereinander intensivere Freundschaften zu pflegen als Männer, die eher gemeinsame Aktivitäten bevorzugen. Als Ursache führen Psychologen die frühe Beziehung zur Mutter ins Feld. (BR 2016)
(3) Die Schlacht von 1066 endete im Desaster und markiert das Ende der Blütezeit der Wikinger. Harald ("der Harte") war der letzte große Wikinger-Führer.
(4) Wie sollen Psychiater entscheiden, ob Patient tatsächlich "austherapiert" sind? Die Option zu aktiver Sterbehilfe für psychisch kranke Menschen wirft in Belgien viele Fragen auf. Von Anne Kleinknecht. (BR 2020)
(5) Die Ölkrise 1973 markierte das erste Mal, dass die OPEC das schwarze Gold, als politisches Druckmittel benutzte. Gegründet hatte sich die OPEC 1960 in Bagdad. Damals ging es den fünf Gründerstaaten Saudi-Arabien, Kuweit, dem Irak, Iran und Venezuela darum, die Monopolstellung der großen internationalen Erdölkonzerne zu brechen und selbst den Ölpreis zu bestimmen. Autorin: Almut Finck
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2020.07.27 04:41 TheMovieKing94 An idea to #savespongeontherun

Hello everyone!
I hope you all have a chance to read this, especially since creator of the Change.org petition Finn Gott wouldn’t get back to me after I tried contacting him on Facebook about how to get this petition more out there, but he wouldn't respond. But, I think I might have found a new way.
In case you haven't heard, the National Association of Theatre Owners (NATO) have started a campaign to #SaveYourCinema. It's where moviegoers are encouraged to tell Congress to save the moviegoing experience. While you can send them a message that's already written for you by NATO, you can edit the subject and message to your liking. What I did was not only ask Congress to save movie theatres, but to ask them to convince Paramount to release SPONGE ON THE RUN and BEVERLY HILLS COP IV in theatres when the quarantine ends because if they are to come out in 2021 or beyond, then why have them skip theatres?
If they can’t be shown in the traditional 90-day window, then at least have them in theatres for just one or two weeks like the movies released before the pandemic with such examples being THE INVISIBLE MAN, ONWARD, BLOODSHOT, etc.
These are the current online petitions to have these movies shown in theatres:
~ https://www.change.org/p/paramount-animation-the-spongebob-movie-sponge-on-the-run-must-be-in-theaters
~ https://www.change.org/p/paramount-pictures-please-release-beverly-hills-cop-iv-in-theatres
~ https://www.thepetitionsite.com/477/085/678/the-spongebob-movie-sponge-on-the-run-back-to-theatrical-release-date-on-august-7th/
Not saying they will work, but they are worth a shot. However, what I also encourage you all to do is to try to contact the people who made the statements when they announced that SPONGE ON THE RUN would skip theatres. They are:
~ Marc DeBevoise, chief digital officer at ViacomCBS, and president and CEO of ViacomCBS Digital (1-323-575-2345)
~ Mireille Soria, president of Paramount Animation (1-323-956-5000)
~ Ramsey Naito, executive VP of Nickelodeon Animation Production and Development (1-818-736-3000)
~ James Gianopulos, chairman and CEO of Paramount Pictures (1-323-956-5000)
To help make a difference, go to www.saveyourcinema.com and tell Congress that not only do you want to #SaveYourCinema, but tell them you want to see the new SpongeBob movie in theatres as intended. Your message will be read by Senator Chuck Schumer, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, and Representative Jerry Nadler.
While unfortunately Finn doesn't change the petition's description, give any of us updates, and be more involved in his own petition, I will stand by this until the end. So let's #SaveYourCinema and #savespongeontherun.
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  53. ┈╱▔╲▂╱╱╱╱▂╱▔╲┈┈ ▕▔╲┈╱▔╲┈┈╱╲╱▔▏┈ ▕▏┈▏╱▉╲┈┈╱▉╲▕▏┈ ┈╲▃▏▔▔▔╲▂▂▂▕╱┈┈ ┈┈┈▏┊┊┳┊╲▂╱┳▏┈┈ ┈┈▕╲▂┊╰━━┻━╱┈┈┈ ┈┈╱┈┈▔▔╲▂▂╱╲┈┈┈ 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 🔴🔴🔴🔴⚪⚪⚪⚫⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴🔴 🔴🔴🔴⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴 🔴🔴⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴 🔴⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪⚫⚪⚪⚪🔴 ⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪ ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪ ⚪⚫⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪ ⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫ ⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪⚫⚪ ⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ ⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪ 🔴⚪⚪⚪⚫⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪🔴 🔴🔴⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴 🔴🔴🔴⚪⚪⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴 🔴🔴🔴🔴⚪⚪⚪⚫⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴🔴 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
  54. So you're going by " " now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tyler from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
  55. You think you know shit you dumb bitch? Fuck you I’ll slit your families throats with no remorse. Don’t ever disrespect Teletubbies again idiot.
  56. ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito 2 (Feat: JokerRaps) ───────────────────────────○─────────────────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►►⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟷𝟹:𝟻𝟼 ⠀ ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙️ ❐ ⊏⊐
  57. ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Women Aren't Funny (Feat: Back To The Kitchen) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►► 5:12/ 7:𝟻𝟼 ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙️
  58. I am so Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶ . so fucking Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶ . why do you have to do this to me. you made me Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶ and i cant control myself. if i wasnt so fucking Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶ iwould be living the life. but no, im am fucking Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶ and i have to live in this shithole. which doesn't help because im so fucking Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶. no one has come to help me so far. that is also making me Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶. everyone is so shit and it makes me so Ṭ̷Ř̥̤̤̻̥̥ͧ̏ͦ̋͑͡Ɨ̘͉̲̯̹͔̿ͯͦ͋͂͡Ǥ̸̷͈͇͉̟̫͚͖͉̼̰̱̩͔̙̖̱̌͑ͥ̐ͤͧ̂͌̃ͬ͟͜ͅĠ̟͓͇̺̭̮̇̄̍̃ͬͣ͂ͪ̽̃̀͜Ɇ̛ͦ̄̓ͪ̇̌̄̒̊̓̾̐͒͋ͭ̀͗̚͝҉̧͙͍̦̣̤͇͓͙̲͍̪̤̻͢ͅṜ͓̠̘̥̼̈́̌ͬ͜ͅḚ̬̯͎͉̙̉ͧ͆̕Ƌ̶ i just cant contain my Ṭ̷Řͧ̏
  59. ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣷⣭⣭⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⡄⠄ ⠄⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣧⢿⣧⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣴⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡆ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄ ⠄ ⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿
  60. After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
  61. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. .
  62. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⌒
  63. Lord Maximus, 22.
  64. Lord Maximus at your service m’lady, level 82 DM, feminist, gentleman, sandwich lover, burrito lover, woman lover.
  65. *ahem* Listen Carefully, M'lady, it seems you have stolen something from me,and i am very upset, i will have no choice but to contact the town sheriff to place in the stocks,for thieving, if you do not return my heart to me posthaste, this kind of behaviour will not be tollerated, however, i am willing to overlook this transgression, if tou agree to a date with me, otherwise chareges will be pressed for the stealing of my heart, i await your letter of acceptance *kisses hand and blows* yours truly,lord Maximus
  66. 1- I got a dig bick
  67. 2- you that read wrong
  68. 3- you read that wrong too
  69. 4- you checked
  70. 5- you smiled
  71. 7- your wondering why your still
  72. this reading this
  73. 8- you saw that mistake.... Right? (on 7)
  74. 10- but did you see that I skipped 6?
  75. 10- you checked
  76. 11- and saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
  77. 12- I said saw you, not you saw
  78. 13- I also skipped 2
  79. 14- you just got tricked
  80. 15- I am just wasting your time, everyone says "I deserve a like" but I probably don't haha, but go back to reading those comments you beautiful creature?
  81. 👁👂🥁🗣🌃 👩👂🗣🔇 👩🏃‍♀️➡️🕧✈️ 🌔🦋⭐️➡️🙏👍 👁👤✋👴🏻 🙏📕🖊📚📖👴🏻🎼 🏃‍♂️➡️👴🏻🗣🏃‍♂️👍
  82. 👱‍♂️🔥☄️💥🏃‍♂️🔥☄️💥🔥💁‍♀️ 🚫❌🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️❌ 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👤🕑🕒🕓👫❌
  83. 🐺🐕😭🌔 🐺💤🚫🙏👤👫 👁👤💭👍👁✅ 👍🌋⬆️🏔🐘🐘 👁👨‍⚕️🍵⬇️ 😖🙇‍♂️👤👁👤
  84. 👱‍♂️🔥☄️💥🏃‍♂️🔥☄️💥🔥💁‍♀️ 🚫❌🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️❌ 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👤🕑🕒🕓👫❌
  85. 🏃‍♂️➡️👴🏻🗣👩👍
  86. 👱‍♂️🔥☄️💥🏃‍♂️🔥☄️💥🔥💁‍♀️ 🚫❌🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️❌ 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👁🙏🌧⬇️🌍 👤🕑🕒🕓👫❌
  87. Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass
  88. You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat.
  89. After hours of deliberation with the council of high intellect education foundation ( C. H. I. E. F.), it has officially been determined that the content of this will be immediately categorised under stage 2 terminology ‘this most definitely ain’t it’ until further action can be proposed. After several proceedings, the 4 council representatives; Ligma, Sugma, Bofa and SuCon, they have outlined various problems within this matter. Firstly, it rejects and defies the first commandment of memeology; “No Cap” preferably referred to as “No 🧢” Secondly, it also defies the second commandment of memeology; “is this loss?” People truly feel at loss when this predicament presents itself and to answer their question it is not loss. However this post represents the very dooming definition of loss. Finally, it defies the final and most important commandments issued by the council of high intellect and education foundation (C. H. I. E. F.); “I just got off the phone with chief.... not it” [memeology v.2 : chapter 4 : page 3 : verse 34]. This is a grave mistake you have made as only the chosen intellects can access the intercellular matrix that connects beings of low intellect (humans) and beings of high intellect (chiefs). Only ones who have the highest intellect and highest IQ can enter the intercellular matrix of the planetary separations and therefore connect to the C. H. I. E. F bureau for further questioning. As this issuement has not met the certain requirements in memeology, it will be transferred further down into the stage 5 catergory, terminalised as “delete this shit nigga”
  90. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
  91. El Ni🅱️🅱️a
  92. Don't let this you from the fact I didn't say distract
  93. 𓈝 everyone gangsta til the rectangle nigga start walkin 𓈝
  94. 𓈝everyone gangsta 𓈝 till𓈝 𓈝 𓈝 the rectangle 𓈝 𓈝 nigga 𓈝 start walkin 𓈝
  95. Dihydrogen Monoxide, also known as “Hydro-Oxy” is a new street drug that the kids use, it is an extremely addictive substance . The withdrawals of the substance is so severe that it may kill the user after three days of not taking it. No joke.
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  97. What's good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕9
  98. I'M DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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  103. 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy
  104. Fuck a hater , hit a snitch , your my girl 👭 , my 5 star bitch , i love you more than any dick 💕💯, && if i dont get this back 🕙 , you aint worth shit !! Send this to 8 girls you care about .. 💯 I love you , I love you forever !! 💯 Whoever stops this will suffer for 83 days !! 💯💯💯 Ready, set, GO !!!! in
  105. Stahp. 👋 🏻 Don't Flirt Wit Meh. Do Yhu Not Know What In A➡ RELATIONSHIP⬅ Means.? Frfr.👋 🏻 I Am Loyal. 💯 I Am In Love.💗 && Nobody Gunna Come Between Us. 😝 Stop Wit Yhur Thirsty Asses Tryna Hit Me Up On The DL, I Am Commited.✌ 🏼👌🏼💯
  106. ! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦O_O PERIODS ☹🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)
  107. 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit
  108. slam me the FUCK uP 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 john cena JOhN cEna👌 john ✔ cena john👌👌cena john👌👌cena👌👌👌 john✔cena ✔✔u can't see me if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌John ceNa
  109. POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 average shit modera̷̶te sHit 👋 thats some ALright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my self🆗 i say so 🆗 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit
  110. 💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃 bull shit bull sHit💩 thats ✖️ some bull💩💩shit right💩💩th 💩 ere💩💩💩 right✖️there ✖️✖️if i do ƽaү so my self ‼️ i say so ‼️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ‼️ 💩💩 💩HO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💩 💩💩 💩 ‼️ 💩 🐃 🐃 🐃 💩💩Bull shit
  111. Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 coming 💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 tonight on this 🎄Christmas 🎄night ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
  112. OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U FUKIN RETARD 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U FAGOT 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM SHITS😵😵
  113. ✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹
  114. 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
  115. ✋👀 hEY✋fagGotツhowsツitツgOinGm9?ツツツgUd👍👉👌👀 ✔geT💃trOlled💃💃loL💃what.a.gEYxD😂😂😂 💯%trole✔✔💃ツKeK 😂 ♏3♏35Xd♋I̵̘̦͈̬̭͈̪͈̬̠̹̬̦̭͎̭͆ͩ͌̉̉̓̋ͥ̿̍ͤ͗́̔͒́̀̚̚̚͠͠'̷̛̰͎̜̠̯͔̩̭̭̠̯̱͚̭̫̥̠͔̆̀̉̌̀̏m̐̓ͭͤͨ͋͗͒̔ͬͧ҉̲̮̖͙̳̖̖̳̬̟̥̦̺̺́̀͟ͅ ̿̈́ͣ̏̈́̂̎̓̆̈́ͩ́͠ 😂 ̡̨͚̟̭̹̲̯̪̞̫̮͎̙j̛̹̳͇̮͉͓̫̪̰̩̭̩͖̥̰̪͎̍̐̿̍́̐ͣ̃̿̽̒̍̆̂ͩͩ́̚̕͠͞u̸͐̅ͯ̑̓̅̽ͥͣ̽͏̮̠͔͈s̱̙̼͈͚̗̫̫̠̜̣̼̥̱͍̃̏ͫ̌ͧ̃ͨͪ̏ͦ̑ͦ̚̕͢͡͞͡t̼̤̰̹͓ͤ̽ͭ̌͊ͣ͛͘͠ 😂 ͚̞̠͎̰͙̹ ̵̫̪̫̪̹͍͚̬̘͕͙̰̬͔͑͐͗́̉͂̎̃ͪͯ̅̋ͯ̏̾̈a̢̼͍̲̼̭̤͈̯͔̪̍̂̓͛̍̇ͩ͑ͫ̃̌̋̊ͬ̓̇͒́̚̚͝͡ͅ ̡͔͖͂ͭ̓̾̾ͥ̂ͧ́͢͡ 😂 ͉̩̩͉̠͖͇͉̺̬͚̥͎͎̗ţ̶̴̡̡͕͈͍͚̩̞̤̥̱̯̤͈͙͚̭͉͓͂̒ͭ̀̓͒̒͑ͅr̪͎̹̹͚̝̥͚̙͕͗͂̑̒̎͐̽͂̽̔͋͆͒͋̂̒ͣ͛́o̢̠͍͚̼͙̬̙̹̥̭̼͚̖̘̭̲̫͛͂ͬ̎ͫ͒̾ͣ͒̽̍̑l̴̙̺̼̪̪̼̮͖̪̣̞̮͕͉̥̙͌ͮ̆̽̌́̆̈͞͞lͤ̔̇̾̓ͧ͆̑͒͒
  116. yes👌👀👌👀👌👀yEs👌👀oH👌👀yes💃💃💃 hahyehツ👍👍👍👍👍👍juSt💃💃💃s0💃💃💃gOoD💃💃💃mfwツツツツhApp3ツツツ👌👀2gud4👀m3m3s👍gr8💃💃👌👽ayy👽👽lmao👌👀ツツツnIc3ツ1👉👌👀Xd💃💃sO👍fUnnY👍👍👍gOOD👍👍joB✋✋✋
  117. LOOK 🚗🚗 THE FUCK🚙🚙🚙 OUT🚖🚖🚖🚕🚕🚕🚚🚚🚚🚚 IT'S🚓🚓🚒🚒🚒🚑🚑 CAR O'CLOCK🚏🚏🚏🚏🚏🚏🚏🚏BETTER CHECK🚏🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜BOTH SIDES🚚🚚🚚🚚🚜OF THE ROAD🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙B4 U CROSS🚛🚕🚕🚗🚗🚖🚖🚖🚚🚚OR YOU'LL GET HIT🚚🚚🚓🚓🚓🚔🚔🚔🚔👌👌👌👌👌👌
  118. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i just had sex 👉🏿👌🏿💏💏 with your 👀comment 👀👱‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️👱🏿‍♀️cus I SMASHED that MFIN LIKE BUTTON 😂👦🏿👦🏿nigga👦🏿👦🏿😂😂😂
  119. yea 💯 my dicc 😎🍆 long 🙀😼💁🏻but 😛🍑 you know 🤔👀 whats even 😩😏🙈 longer??? 😈😱😰 my yea boyyyyyyyyyy 🗣👦🏻😂👌😜
  120. It’s 😂 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Yee, yee 😏) It’s 😏 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (What he say? 🤔⁉️) It’s 😪 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Oh, yes! 😄) (Yeeeah 😁) It’s 😐 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Hey, 👋😃 I know 💭 that kid 👦!) It’s 😜 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Don't ❌ forget 🤔 ya boy 😎 Angel 😇!) It’s 😙 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (It’s the Nut🌰shack🏚! 🙂) It’s 🤔 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (It’s the Nut🌰shack🏚! 😕) It’s 🤑 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Yeah! 😊) (It’s the Nut🌰shack🏚… 😴) It’s 🙃 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Hey! 😠) It’s 😤 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (This beat's 🎵 knockin' 😎👌!) It’s 😵 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Whoooa! 😮😱) It’s 😳 the Nut🌰shack🏚!
  121. Hoo-ugh! 👊😤
  122. Phil’s 😎 from 📤 'Frisco 🏙, Jack’s 😪 from 📤 the P.I. 🏝! Horatio 🐒 or Horat 🤖 so big-eyed 👁👁! Tito Dick 👨 “😫Dick🍆man😫💦”, baby 👶! He raised 👨‍👦 Phil 😎 and loves 😍 the ladies 👯! Jack’s 😪 cool 😎 and lazy 😴, he’s still learnin’ 📖! Otherwise Cherry 🍒 Pie's 🍰 still a virgin 🙄! Chita 🙋, meet 👋😃 da freak 😱 of da weekah 🗓! Phil’s 😎 home🏠girl🚺, man Jack 😪 wanna keep her! But 😦 that’s not 🙅 happenin’, either 😭😩😭! (NO! 😡)
  123. Shakin’ 😰 like a seizure 😱, hold up 🖐😦, boys 👬 Let me spark 💥 this 🚬, take a breather 😤 (Yeaaah, huh-huh! 😂😂😂) Breathe that 🌿reefer🌿 in my lungs I Gott Grapes 🍇, what 🤔⁉️ you 🙇 watchin’ 📺, son?
  124. It’s 😒 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (Yah! 😄👍) It’s 😮 the Nut🌰shack🏚! (AAAAARRRGH! 😡😡😡) It’s 😎 the Nut🌰shack🏚! It’s 😂 the Nut🌰shack🏚!
  125. Nutshack...Nutshack...Nutshack...
  126. If Michael 👓from vsauce👓 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 🌊💦💦😵 and I can only save one 👓👧 Catch me😎 at my girl👸 funeral ⛪😔😔😔 👻 🌹having an existential crisis 😮😮😧😧
  127. Hell-o! 🤗This is message 📲brought to you by the hoes🕹🕹🕹 of hoesgiving! You turkey lurkey slut! 🦃🍴This will provide you the necessary 😏 ingredients to spice up your thanksgiving dish. no need to EAT OUT 🍽🍆💦💦💦💦💦on thanksgiving 🦃🦃🦃🦃when you can dish out 🍴your own😏🍆 Gobble 🦃Gobble 🦃this d🍆Icccccckkkk Don't forget the stuffing 😯💦to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓.
  128. 🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃🦃 🦃🦃🦃
  129. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿
  130. 💦👉😩Touch👈😍my😱😱👤BODY😍👤⬇️⬇️put⬇️⬇️me on the😩😍floor💦💦WRESTLE👊😍me around🔥😩PLAY💦🔥with me some😩more😩😍touch✋✋my👤body👤THROW⬆️me 🔛on🔛 the🔥😍BED💦😩I just wanna make you👉👌feel😍💦like you🙅never❌🚫did🔥😩
  131. —————————————————————
  132. 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫—————————————————————
  133. One day in a sunny McDonald's land, Ronald McDonald was sitting under the shade pondering about his dream he had. He had gone to bed feeling especially suicidal, as a Redditor normally feels, but he had reached some sort of turning point. He just knew it...
  134. In his dream, a sexy man with luscious hair appeared before him. He shivered and Ronald got a gigantic erection. He immediately though of very indecent thoughts, causing his mouth to water.
  135. He would taste better than a Big Mac, he thought.
  136. Then the sexy man introduced himself as Jesus Christ. He had a deep voice that mad Ronald secretly fangirl to himsef. Shivers were running through his McDick. Jesus had an innocent aura around him. Ronald wanted to rub Jesus in his colors.
  137. Ronald watched as Jesus gracefully walked to him. He couldn't hold back as he pushed himself against Jesus wanting to be as close as possible to the sexy beast in front of him. Then he woke up to his damn Mclarm clock.
  138. Fuck me. Ronald thought. He then grabbed his special Mcbasket and headed out to be under the shade.
  139. Ronald's mouth watered again at the thought of his dream. Then the sky opened up. Light came from the sky and he heard angles singing. Then he saw Jesus coming down from the Heavens and was advancing towards him. Jesus was now in front of Ronald and he touched Jesus's smooth, sexy, sexy skin. He was real, alright. PRAISE THE LORD!
  140. Ronald tried his best at a seductive smile. Then he grabbed some rope from the Mcbasket.
  141. "Time for bondage play!" Ronald said.
  142. Jesus, without resisting, was tied to a pole by his wrists. Now was the time Ronald could do all the dirty deeds he got the ideas from _demetri_ online. He licked Jesus behind his ear, that cause Jesus to feel an electrical shock of pleasure run down his body. Ronald got out a Mcwhip and began slapping Jesus's ass. Jesus moaned out loud, "Ahhhh! Put your holy staff in my oven!"
  143. Ronald thrust his McDick in Jesus's oven. It was warm as fuck.
  144. "Harder!" Jesus moaned. He did it harder and harder. Then all of the sudden they felt the ground shake. Smoke came out of the ground and revealed a man with platinum hair. He had sexy jet black wings that had scars all over it. He wore all leather and had obscene tattoos all over his ripped body. He had a six pack and was pale as death. Ronald would kill for him.
  145. "Well, well Jesus..." said the mysterious guy in a smokers voice.
  146. "Satan! I...I...I love him!" proclaimed Jesus defiantly.
  147. "He, he, he…. I want you both." Satan chuckled.
  148. Then Satan put his demonic staff in Ronald's frier as Ronald put his McDick in Jesus's oven, the three of the rocking back and forth, feeling like one.
  149. Ronald in the middle felt a tear run down his eyes as he moaned, “I’m never going to think of killing myself again.”
  150. Hit or miss 🗡✖
  151. I guess they never miss huh? 🤔❌
  152. You got a boyfriend 💑
  153. I bet he doesn't kiss ya 💏✖
  154. Mwah 😙😚
  155. He gon find another girl 😱🙍‍♀️
  156. And he won't miss ya 😂😎
  157. He gon skrrt and hit the dab 🚗😎
  158. Like Wiz Khalifa 😉😉
  159. Alright so essentially socks are a gay insulator. When you kiss another man, touch balls, and then proceed to not say no homo. That some gay shit. Although socks are like a last line of defense. Now as I presume many of you know by now the gay travels through the ground like a current. So when you kiss another man, touch balls, and then proceed to not say no homo it doesn't go from mouth to mouth. Rather it goes down for the ground and travels up into your body from below which is GAY as FUCK. Although socks will block the gay from even entering your body thereby meaning that kissing another man, touching balls, and saying full homo are actually straight as fuck as long as you wear socks.
  160. Dog goes "woof"
  161. Cat goes "meow"
  162. Bird goes "tweet"
  163. And mouse goes "squeek"
  164. Cow goes "moo"
  165. Frog goes "croak"
  166. And the elephant goes "toot"
  167. Ducks say "quack"
  168. And fish go "blub"
  169. And the seal goes "ow ow ow"
  170. But there's one sound
  171. That no one knows
  172. What does the fox say?
  173. "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
  174. Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
  175. Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
  176. What the fox say?
  177. "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
  178. Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
  179. Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
  180. What the fox say?
  181. "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
  182. Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
  183. Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
  184. What the fox say?
  185. "Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
  186. Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
  187. Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
  188. What the fox say?
  189. There's a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain with you. But this aspect of respect is produced with levels of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways of obtaining this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually, and in all other aspects. Shall we start with our physical aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchanged detailed photographs of ourselves physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship
  190. This video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness. My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer. So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.
  191. time is just a way we call change. for example, when something rots its a change, but as we say “ rots away over time “. Time is an illusion made by man to set standards on the things we do. Without out the concept of “ time “ humans will not know how to live.
  192. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  193. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  194. ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\З= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =Ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
  195. ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
  196. ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
  197. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
  198. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
  199. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  200. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
  201. ಠ_ಠ
  202. (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
  203. ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\З=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=Ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿
  204. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)
  205. [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
  206. ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴
  207. ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
  208. (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)
  209. (• Ε •)
  210. (ง'̀-'́)ง
  211. (ಥ﹏ಥ)
  212. ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?
  213. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
  214. [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
  215. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  216. (☞゚∀゚)☞
  217. (• ◡•) (❍ᴥ❍Ʋ)
  218. (◕‿◕✿)
  219. (ᵔᴥᵔ)
  220. (╯°□°)╯︵ ꞰOOQƎƆⱯɟ
  221. (¬‿¬)
  222. (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
  223. (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
  224. Ლ(ಠ益ಠᲚ)
  225. ಠ╭╮ಠ
  226. ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\З=(•_•)=Ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
  227. /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\
  228. (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
  229. ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
  230. ♥‿♥
  231. ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ
  232. ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ
  233. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
  234. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
  235. ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
  236. ~(˘▾˘~)
  237. ◉_◉
  238. \ (•◡•) /
  239. (~˘▾˘)~
  240. (._.) ( L: ) ( .-. ) ( :L ) (._.)
  241. ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
  242. ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽
  243. ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴
  244. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
  245. ᕦ(Ò_Óˇ)ᕤ
  246. ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻
  247. ⚆ _ ⚆
  248. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
  249. (。◕‿‿◕。)
  250. ಥ_ಥ
  251. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
  252. ⌐╦╦═─
  253. (☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞
  254. ˙ ͜ʟ˙
  255. ☜(˚▽˚)☞
  256. (•Ω•)
  257. (ง°ل͜°)ง
  258. (。◕‿◕。)
  259. (╯°□°)╯︵( .O.)
  260. :')
  261. ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
  262. (っ˘ڡ˘Σ)
  263. ಠ⌣ಠ
  264. Ლ(´ڡ`Ლ)
  265. (°ロ°)☝
  266. 。◕‿‿◕。
  267. ( ಠ ͜ʖರೃ)
  268. ╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐
  269. (─‿‿─)
  270. ƪ(˘⌣˘)Ʃ
  271. (;一_一)
  272. (¬_¬)
  273. ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )
  274. (ʘᗩʘ')
  275. ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞
  276. 。◕‿◕。
  277. ¯\(°_O)/¯
  278. (ʘ‿ʘ)
  279. Ლ,ᔑ•ﺪ͟͠•ᔐ.Ლ
  280. (´・Ω・`)
  281. ಠ~ಠ
  282. (° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)
  283. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
  284. (´・Ω・)っ由
  285. ಠ_ಥ
  286. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
  287. (>Ლ)
  288. ಠ‿↼
  289. ʘ‿ʘ
  290. (Ღ˘⌣˘Ღ)
  291. ಠOಠ
  292. ರ_ರ
  293. (▰˘◡˘▰)
  294. ◔̯◔
  295. ◔ ⌣ ◔
  296. (✿´‿`)
  297. ¬_¬
  298. ب_ب
  299. 。゜(`Д´)゜。
  300. (Ó Ì_Í)=ÓÒ=(Ì_Í Ò)
  301. °Д°
  302. ( ゚ヮ゚)
  303. ┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. )
  304. ٩◔̯◔۶
  305. ≧☉_☉≦
  306. ☼.☼
  307. ^̮^
  308. (>人<)
  309. 〆(・∀・@)
  310. (~_^)
  311. ^̮^
  312. ^̮^
  313. >_>
  314. (^̮^)
  315. (/) (°,,°) (/)
  316. ^̮^
  317. ^̮^
  318. =U
  319. (・.◤)
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2020.07.22 04:06 dicker_machs I am a soldier at the Site Omega military base. The rules are weird and terrifying. [FINALE]: O, sweet death.

[SYSTEM ONLINE]
[LOCATION: SITE OMEGA, THE BLACK FOREST, GERMANY]
[DATE: 07/21/20]
[TIME: 16:30]
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
Hello, I have changed. If you have questions, well, let’s just say that I have no mortal boundaries anymore.
After my last post, everything went wrong. I followed the rules, and yet, everything went wrong. Allow me to start from the beginning.
It was the day after my last post, and I just had one more job left, which was to guard the [REDACTED] test labs as part of my (former) duty as a member of Omega Black.
Now, what was in the labs? It’s [CENSORED], [REDACTED], [DATA EXPUNGED], and the Schnittstellen-System der Großhirnrinde (cerebral cortex interface system).
When I entered the lab, a note written by Selena was on the security desk.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————
Hello Jason! For your final night, we ask you to guard the [REDACTED] testing labs. You just need to make sure that the WLF (yes, I heard) don’t make it in.
Just stay safe, and you can ask me out when you’re done!
Sincerely, Selena XO
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————
After I read the note, I started my usual patrol route (the rules hadn’t changed from last time). Thirty minutes had passed when I saw a WLF operative attempting to enter lab #1.
I dealt with with him with minimal issues, and went on as usual. Then at around 23:50, I felt a sharp pain in the base of my head, and then I passed out.
“Get your ass up,” said a voice in front of me. “I didn’t capture you for you to just sleep around!”
“Who the hell are-“ I began. Then I saw the WLF logo on his sleeve.
“Who I am is not important,” he said. “What is important is your information on the inner workings of this base. You killed seven of my operatives. SEVEN. That means you have many things stored in that head of yours, and I need them.”
“I’m not telling you shit,” I said. “and I’m definitely not telling you what’s in there.”
“Hey Jason, what’s going-“ Fritz suddenly appeared behind my captor.
“Fritz! Shoot them!” I yelled before I bolted away. I could hear Fritz shooting at my captor and his forces, but I didn’t escape unharmed. A spray of bullets hit my side, and one punctured a artery.
“God damn it,” I said through gritted teeth. Then suddenly, the slender man appeared in front of me. Luckily for me, I wasn’t afraid of him, but the same couldn’t be said for my pursuers.
“Was zur hölle?” one of them sputtered out. “Verdammt noch mal schießen!” the other one said.
As I ran away, I could hear them shooting and getting ripped to shreds behind me. Then, two more showed up in the hallway to the left.
“Da drüben! Erschieß ihn!” A Schwalbe super soldier said.
As I approached the cerebral cortex interface system, a bullet hit me in the lung, and I fell over.
“Verdammt!” I swore. Now the interface system was the only thing that could save me now.
As I prepared myself for the transfer, a voice ran out from the other side of the door. “Hier drin! Mach die verdammte Tür auf! (In there! Get the fucking door open!)”
I hurried with the preparations, as the voice said, “Stellen Sie die verletzenden Gebühren ein! Wir müssen die Tür öffnen! (Set the breaching charges! We need to get this door open!)”
Then I pressed the button, then everything went black.
I saw as the security forces dealt with the WLF, I saw as they found my body, I saw as Selena cried her eyes out, I saw as they buried me with the Iron Cross.
Now I shall control these systems, and this base shall become great. For I am no longer Jason [REDACTED], I am Rasputin the Kriegsmaschine!
Möge Gott meiner Seele gnädig sein ...
[END TRANSMISSION]
[TIME: 23:30]
[SYSTEM STATUS: STAND-BY MODE]
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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2020.07.22 03:12 dicker_machs I am a soldier at the Site Omega military base. The rules are weird and terrifying. [FINALE]: O, sweet death.

[SYSTEM ONLINE]
[LOCATION: SITE OMEGA, THE BLACK FOREST, GERMANY]
[DATE: 07/21/20]
[TIME: 16:30]
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
Hello, I have changed. If you have questions, well, let’s just say that I have no mortal boundaries anymore.
After my last post, everything went wrong. I followed the rules, and yet, everything went wrong. Allow me to start from the beginning.
It was the day after my last post, and I just had one more job left, which was to guard the [REDACTED] test labs as part of my (former) duty as a member of Omega Black.
Now, what was in the labs? It’s [CENSORED], [REDACTED], [DATA EXPUNGED], and the Schnittstellen-System der Großhirnrinde (cerebral cortex interface system).
When I entered the lab, a note written by Selena was on the security desk.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————
Hello Jason! For your final night, we ask you to guard the [REDACTED] testing labs. You just need to make sure that the WLF (yes, I heard) don’t make it in.
Just stay safe, and you can ask me out when you’re done!
Sincerely, Selena XO
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————
After I read the note, I started my usual patrol route (the rules hadn’t changed from last time). Thirty minutes had passed when I saw a WLF operative attempting to enter lab #1.
I dealt with with him with minimal issues, and went on as usual. Then at around 23:50, I felt a sharp pain in the base of my head, and then I passed out.
“Get your ass up,” said a voice in front of me. “I didn’t capture you for you to just sleep around!”
“Who the hell are-“ I began. Then I saw the WLF logo on his sleeve.
“Who I am is not important,” he said. “What is important is your information on the inner workings of this base. You killed seven of my operatives. SEVEN. That means you have many things stored in that head of yours, and I need them.”
“I’m not telling you shit,” I said. “and I’m definitely not telling you what’s in there.”
“Hey Jason, what’s going-“ Fritz suddenly appeared behind my captor.
“Fritz! Shoot them!” I yelled before I bolted away. I could hear Fritz shooting at my captor and his forces, but I didn’t escape unharmed. A spray of bullets hit my side, and one punctured a artery.
“God damn it,” I said through gritted teeth. Then suddenly, the slender man appeared in front of me. Luckily for me, I wasn’t afraid of him, but the same couldn’t be said for my pursuers.
“Was zur hölle?” one of them sputtered out. “Verdammt noch mal schießen!” the other one said.
As I ran away, I could hear them shooting and getting ripped to shreds behind me. Then, two more showed up in the hallway to the left.
“Da drüben! Erschieß ihn!” A Schwalbe super soldier said.
As I approached the cerebral cortex interface system, a bullet hit me in the lung, and I fell over.
“Verdammt!” I swore. Now the interface system was the only thing that could save me now.
As I prepared myself for the transfer, a voice ran out from the other side of the door. “Hier drin! Mach die verdammte Tür auf! (In there! Get the fucking door open!)”
I hurried with the preparations, as the voice said, “Stellen Sie die verletzenden Gebühren ein! Wir müssen die Tür öffnen! (Set the breaching charges! We need to get this door open!)”
Then I pressed the button, then everything went black.
I saw as the security forces dealt with the WLF, I saw as they found my body, I saw as Selena cried her eyes out, I saw as they buried me with the Iron Cross.
Now I shall control these systems, and this base shall become great. For I am no longer Jason [REDACTED], I am Rasputin the Kriegsmaschine!
Möge Gott meiner Seele gnädig sein ...
[END TRANSMISSION]
[TIME: 23:30]
[SYSTEM STATUS: STAND-BY MODE]
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
FINALE
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2020.06.28 03:06 CodyFearlessLee The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge On The Run MUST be in theaters

Please sign Finn Gott's petition to save SpongeBob and bring him back to the big screen.
https://www.change.org/p/paramount-animation-the-spongebob-movie-sponge-on-the-run-must-be-in-theaters
Here's another petition I found, but with only two signatures.
https://www.thepetitionsite.com/477/085/678/the-spongebob-movie-sponge-on-the-run-back-to-theatrical-release-date-on-august-7th/

Here's my "reason for signing" in both petitions:
SpongeBob had always been my favorite show since 2002....even though most of the episodes after the first movie are bad, bad, bad. But, watching the trailer for his third feature film had me so excited because it’s fully animated in stylized CG rather than the regular traditional 2D animation and it was hilarious. I hoped the actual movie lived up to this hilarity because while the last movie SPONGE OUT OF WATER was great and all, it’s subtitle and marketing were entirely misleading and I felt disappointed by that. It was supposed to come out in 3-D on May 22nd before COVID-19 delayed it to July 31st and then August 7th....four days after my 26th birthday. And now I'm seeing online that not only is Paramount postponing the film again, but it's also skipping theatres entirely even though movie theatres are supposed to be back up-and-running again by then. I saw this movie as an event because it's entirely computer-animated, in 3-D, and had new characters played by Keanu Reeves, Snoop Dogg, and Awkwafina. And now Paramount is releasing the movie direct-to-video? HOW IS THAT FAIR? It makes me feel that I wasted my whole life being obsessed with this show and movies in general. Ever since I saw the news online on June 22nd, I have been feeling incredibly depressed and suicidal to the point that I want to end it all after my birthday. I've been wearing the same clothes, haven't showered, haven't brushed my teeth, and mostly been eating junk. Sorry for being so personal, but that's pretty much what this news has to come to. Please Paramount, release this movie in theatres and in 3-D or face the wrath of SpongeBob fans everywhere!
I chipped in $100 into the Change.org petition with hopes that it'll get more than the current 46 signatures it has and the better chance we could win. Please do your part!
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2020.06.04 16:43 adorableskeleton I have ended a dynamic which I find that it is totally emotionally abusive to me.

Just less than 30 minutes ago, I decided to end an online dynamic which I have gotte involved in only around a week. He was by far the most manipulative person I ever talked to online. I saw all the red flags but I wanted to give it a chance, just to make sure that whether I was wrong or right. And I was clearly right about him. He asked me some tit pics earlier because he told me that he wanted a session earlier today and I wasn't feeling like sending any pics let alone be in a session since I am currently having an episode, been struggling with terrible anxiety for years now. And sometimes, the episodes would just come unannounced and unwelcomed.
But he attacked me saying I was disrespecting him. Accusing me of seeing him only as base animal, making assumptions that he only wanted to fuck me. I was clearly and still having some emotional shits now as I am writing this but he totally disregarded them all. I did tell him that I would talk to him once I feel better but he was like "Let us see if we'll ever talk again." It was so selfish of him to be saying such thing. He is manipulative and emotionally abusive.
When we first talked, he even made it clear that we ARE dating and I can't date anyone in my real life as long as we're in the dynamic. But I don't date someone I know nothing about, someone who's half a globe away and someone who is selfish as fuck. But he for sure didn't even bother asking if I wanted to date him. It felt so wrong on many many levels. I had enough.
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2020.05.21 20:48 Passivist1 Möchte mir hier mal was von der Seele schreiben. Ihr vielleicht auch? (Gedanken zu Mobbing)

Das wird jetzt eine kleine Aneinanderreihung von Disclaimern:
  1. Ich bin männlich, Ende 20 und verfolge die Nachrichten, trotz Vollzeitjob, sehr aufmerksam. Politisch bin ich eher linksgrün, wie vermutlich die meisten in meinem Alter.
  2. Kleine Triggerwarnung, es geht um Mobbing usw.
  3. Ich habe heute morgen "Männerwelten" gesehen und schon lange vorher, da ich online viele Ami-Zeitungen lese (hauptsächlich NY Times/Washington Post/The Atlantic), verfolgt, was die #MeToo-Bewegung so umtreibt. Ich finde es grundsätzlich gut, dass sich da eine starke Lobby gegen Machtmissbrauch/sexuelle Belästigung/Sexismus usw. gebildet hat und dass speziell dieses Problem jetzt etwas mehr im Rampenlicht steht. Ich will das hier gar nicht runtermachen oder relativieren/davon ablenken. Aber ich habe oft das Gefühl, dass diese Debatte vor allem dank einem gewissen Celebrity-Voyeurismus- bzw. Sexismus-Faktor so medienpräsent ist (so von wegen "Haben Sie's schon gehört?! DIESE hyperattraktive Schauspielerinnen wurde von Weinstein belästigt!!"), die andere Themen eben einfach nicht haben und die dadurch noch unangenehmer sind.
  4. Ich will mich mit diesem Posting nicht wichtigmachen und gerne meine Anonymität wahren. Ich bitte das einfach zu respektieren, auch wenn das es vielleicht schwieriger macht, sich hiermit auseinanderzusetzen, da es keine Sympathiefigur gibt. Mir ist auch nicht daran gelegen, mich als Unschuldslamm darzustellen. Auf meiner Schule gab es mehrere ähnliche "Fälle" wie mich, von denen ich als Schüler Kenntnis hatte, und gegen die ich, weil ich mich einfach unterlegen gefühlt habe bzw. unterlegen war, nicht genug getan habe bzw. die betroffenen Personen selbst nicht gemocht und mich daher nicht mit ihnen solidarisiert habe.
So, das wäre das. Hier mal eine sehr, sehr kurze Zusammenfassung meiner Schulzeit:
Ich hatte als Schüler (und noch dazu Lehrerkind) nur wenige Freunde bzw. keine, die zur selben Schule gingen. Als Kind vom Dorf unter Stadtkindern, die sich schon von der Grundschule her kannten und befreundet waren, wurde ich generell isoliert. Ich war etwas vorlaut und altklug, manchmal arrogant und eigentlich eher (über-)mutig, außer eben bei Mädchen. Als ich mich das erste Mal dazu überwunden hatte, das Mädchen auf meiner Schule, in das ich verknallt war, anzusprechen, wurde ich erst ausgelacht und war kurze Zeit später für meine Mitschüler Staatsfeind Nr. 1.
Alle Arten von verbalen Beleidigungen waren noch das harmloseste. Mir wurde ständig der Stuhl weggezogen, ich wurde wiederholt die große Treppe der Schule runtergeschubst, verprügelt und dabei fotografiert (und die Fotos geteilt), man hat mir alle Arten von absurden Drohungen geschickt und ich konnte mich absolut niemandem anvertrauen, man hat im Internet eine Gruppe gegründet, deren erklärte Absicht es war, dass ich mich umbringe und ich habe mich einfach nur dafür geschämt, dass ich überhaupt existiere. Ich habe nicht mehr nachgedacht darüber, was ich gesagt habe, es war ja eh egal, ich wurde so oder so gehasst. Selbst, als ich mit anderen aus unserer Klasse im Bus zu meinem besten (und einzigen) Freund gefahren bin, war ich die ganze Zeit nur am Heulen - nicht einfach so, sondern weil gefühlt alle mich unaufhörlich beleidigt haben.
Nach und nach habe ich mich immer ungesunder ernährt und leichte Zwangsneurosen entwickelt (einen gewissen Waschzwang und dieses klassische LichtschalteTürenschließ-Ding). Ich weiß nicht, inwieweit das Mobbing oder ich selber da verantwortlich für waren, aber heute vermute ich, unterbewusst hat mir das zumindest "Ersatz-Kontrolle" über ein paar unwichtigere Aspekte meines Lebens gegeben (wie sich der Lichtschalter richtig anfühlt/anhört, hahaha), weil ich über den Rest gefühlt gar keine Kontrolle hatte.
Als der Abistress noch dazu kam und auch meine Eltern mir wegen meiner eher mittelmäßigen Noten noch zusätzlich Druck gemacht haben, hab ich ne chronische Krankheit bekommen. Meine Eltern sitzen wie in einem bekannten Ärzte-Hit am Tisch und fragen, warum ich nicht wie das und das erfolgreiche Arschloch aus meiner Klasse bin, das mich in der täglich Schule mobbt, oder schon arbeite oder eine Freundin habe, warum das andere Arschloch Spenden für irgendein Dritte-Welt-Land gesammelt hat und jetzt ein großes Foto von ihm der Zeitung ist und nicht von mir, sie sagen, dass aus mir nie etwas wird und dass ich eine Strafe Gottes bin.
Zeitgleich habe ich immer wieder von anderen Kindern auf Schulen in meiner Stadt gelesen, die sich nach solchen Vorfällen umgebracht haben, aber hab mich selber für psychisch stabiler gehalten als die. Bis heute rede ich kaum über das alles, es fragt ja auch keiner, auch wenn ich jetzt, nach meiner Unizeit, langsam wieder etwas extrovertierter werde wie früher. Männliche und weibliche Schüler, die in dieser Situation sind, unfreiwillig, nun mal Einzelgänger und haben, meiner Wahrnehmung nach, keine sonderlich große Lobby. Wahrscheinlich gehöre ich so zur ersten Generation, die Cyber-Mobbing über sich ergehen hat lassen. Ich habe nachmittags sehr viel Zeit in der Stadtbücherei oder mit Computerspielen verbracht, um diesem ganzen Elend irgendwie zu entfliehen oder zumindest ein Refugium zu finden. Wahrscheinlich gibt es produktivere Wege, mit sowas klarzukommen, aber das war halt, was ich gemacht habe.
Und jetzt sind halt vermutlich viele so Leute wie ich schon mehr als ein Jahrzehnt erwachsen und werden zwar nicht mehr ständig öffentlich so ausgelacht, psychisch fertiggemacht und physisch angegriffen, aber laufen, mit oder ohne Corona, meistens noch ziemlich alleine und paranoid (ich denke immer noch manchmal, alle anderen hassen mich zumindest hinter meinem Rücken und wollen mich am Liebsten tot sehen, auch wenn sie keine Gruppe auf einem sozialen Netzwerk mehr gründen oder es laut mir gegenüber aussprechen) durch die Welt und versuchen, irgendwie auf die Beine zu kommen, Liebe und einen guten Job zu finden und irgendwie ihre Vergangenheit auszublenden. Leute wundern sich manchmal, dass ich erst mal nuschle oder bei Vielem immer vorsichtig nachfrage oder "verhuscht" bin und mich übermäßig entschuldige, dass ich Leuten manchmal nicht lange in die Augen sehen kann (früher, vor dem Mobbing, wurde ich sogar dafür gelobt, wie gut ich das täte), dass ich ja so belesen sei, aber noch an meinem Selbstbewusstsein arbeiten müsse (wo ich dann am liebsten antworten will, dass ich genug davon gesehen habe, wozu die selbstbewussten Menschen fähig sind und was es braucht, damit sich dieses Selbstbewusstsein richtig entwickeln kann und mich ihre Wertvorstellungen eh grundsätzlich ankotzen) und dass mein Humor manchmal sehr verstörend sei bzw. dass ich bei manchen Dingen sehr "unsensibel"/"kalt" bin.
Erst nach ca. 10 Jahren habe ich mich wieder getraut, eine Frau anzusprechen. Und wieder einen Korb kassiert. Und dann auf der Uni fast jeden Tag einen. Öfters auch drei. An einem Tag acht. Seit Corona keine mehr. Inzwischen hatte ich zumindest eine recht hohe Anzahl erfolgloser Dates und meinen ersten Kuss, allerdings ist es dabei auch bisher geblieben.
Und dann sehe ich halt diese ganzen #MeToo-Artikel und Erfahrungsberichte, oder dieses "Männerwelten" und denke natürlich darüber nach, wie ich mich in der Vergangenheit gegenüber Frauen verhalten habe. Eigentlich immer respektvoll, auch wenn ich ein paar davon etwas plump, aber vollkommen "keusch", angemacht habe. Anderen habe ich ellenlange Liebesbriefe/Gedichte geschrieben, Bilder von ihnen gemalt, oder zumindest aufwendiger angeschrieben. Wäre ich jetzt angeklagt für sexuelle Belästigung, würde ich das Mobbing meiner Schulzeit auch nicht ernsthaft als "Entschuldigung"/strafmildernd anführen; da ist mir meine Eigenverantwortung/mein Erwachsensein bewusst genug. Ich glaube auch nicht, dass irgendwelche Hollywood-Figuren Absolution für solche Vorwürfe erhalten sollten, wenn sich diese zwar erhärten, sie jedoch eine nachweislich schwere Kindheit hatten oder eine Anzahl an Zurückweisungen verarbeiten mussten/nicht so ganz verarbeiten konnten.
Ich würde mir nur mal wünschen, dass man auch mal eine nuanciertere Diskussion über das System führen würde, das diese vielen unterschiedlichen Arten von Leid/Macht und Ohnmacht begünstigt und wie man es ändert, dass man mehr über Schönheitsstandards und Klassen-/Herkunfts-/Religionsunterschiede (damit meine ich jetzt nicht nur Christentum/Islam oder so sondern auch religiös geprägte Landbevölkerung/eher säkuläre Stadtbewohner o. ä.) usw. diskutiert und wie sie zu sowas führen, weil da meiner Meinung nach so viel mehr drinsteckt als dieser "Antagonismus" zwischen zwei leicht zu definierenden Gruppen (bei MeToo sind es ja meist "Junge Frauen, die am Anfang ihrer Karriere stehen" gegen "ältere Männer in Machtpositionen"). Deswegen dieser Thread.
Habt ihr ähnliche Erfahrungen gemacht? Was meint ihr?
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2019.12.20 08:41 eudaimmoniac Impressions & Issues up until the 17th Volume So Far (17-44)

Salutations, Harem Sages & Scholars of Reddit! It's me again. I honestly didn't expect the receptions to my previous thread. So, I humbly give my gratitude. My apologies for being a bad OP though, I'll reply the comments soon.
Let's discuss the 17th Volume of the WN first. To be honest I don't like it so far. Let's start with my research interests, romantic developments & the harem itself.
Now, let's move on to my impressions & issues regarding the main plot so far. Although I must say that I only got a B- & a C+ on the compulsory Introduction to Harem Plot & History of Harem Plot course. I also didn't take the Harem Plot Computer-Aided Design & Harem Plot Optimization from the Harem Engineering Department.
I must say that scholars with at least a Master of Harem Administration degree are more fitting to write on this topic. I heard people with that degree are highly sought-after. It's a must to get to companies such as McKinsey & A.T. Kearney. Apparently they deal with Harem Management & Strategies Consulting now.
Enough with the intermission, off we go.
Welp, it turns into a rant pretty quick LOL. I'm truly sorry for that. I will update this if I have the time. Just as before, feel free to leave a comment or just let it rot.
I honestly look forward to the LN & manga. The LN for the potential improvements & changes and the manga because it's just so cute! Pochi is amazingly adorable in the manga! Guess I'll stick around even if the ending of the WN sucks. As for the anime... Honestly I've never watched it LOL. We all know harem anime are mostly sucks. I will only watch it if suddenly they announced an extra scene with Mia playing Wagner-sama's Ride of the Valkyries.
Thank you very much nanodesu!
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2019.07.25 08:41 WOW_FTW_GMO What Fox News Doesn't Want You To Know

Dear Republican, if all the lies Fox News tells you about liberals were actually true, I’d hate liberals too. Who wouldn’t?

But that’s the thing: virtually nothing you are being told about liberals is actually true. It’s propaganda, designed to demonize liberals.

Why is the D for Democrat so toxic in red states?
Bill Maher keeps asking the guests on his show: “Why is the D for Democrat so toxic in red states?” Most liberals honestly have no idea why you Trump voters hate liberals so much.

This is why:

You’re being lied to, to make you hate liberals.

Be honest: you can barely tolerate me even using the word liberal so many times in a few sentences, because to you it’s such a toxic word. Liberals repulse you. They are barely even human, and definitely un-American, right? You think liberals are everything that is wrong with America. Liberals are wrong, bad and evil. Evil demons. America would be a much better place without liberals, right?

That extremely negative emotional response in your head was created by malicious propaganda lies you have been fed about liberals.

Here’s a short list of true facts Fox News doesn’t want you to know. And it’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Hitler and the Nazis were not liberals, not lefties, not socialists, and not democrats. Hitler and his Nazi minions were right-wing Christian conservative nationalists who hated liberals for the same reasons you hate liberals.

I know what you’re thinking: ‘That’s crazy talk! That can’t possibly be true! This guy is a crazy fucking libtard!”

Well, I have news for you: it’s absolutely 100% true. And I can easily prove it to you in this short article, if you give me 5 minutes.

Yeah, they used the word “socialist” in their name. But that was just smart marketing, to mislead voters. It was false advertising, plain and simple. It’s like when you think your cereal contains chocolate, because it’s called Chocolate Cereal right on the box, but then in small print on the back it says “Does not contain any actual chocolate.”

The fact that you, 80 years later, still think they were socialists, shows how well that mislabeling trick works. It’s a pretty common marketing trick actually, that’s still being used today. Especially in politics.

For example, North Korea calls itself the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, but you know as well as I do that North Korea is a dictatorship, not a democracy. Same thing with the Nazis.

The Nazis were right-wing nationalists, not left-wing socialists.

Socialists are globalists who believe in cosmopolitanism (the exact opposite of nationalism) and a one world government, like the United Nations, remember?

“I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.”
-Socrates

The Nazis definitely were not globalists. They were hardcore nationalists and thought the whole world was a globalist anti-German conspiracy, led by evil Jews.

Just like you believe the United Nations is a globalist anti-American conspiracy, lead by an evil Jew named George Soros.

And, thanks to the antisemitic lies you’re being fed, you seriously believe George Soros was a Nazi sympathizer. That’s the exact opposite of the truth. The truth is, George Soros was a 14-year-old Jewish victim of the Nazis.

George Soros is a liberal socialist Jew, and the Nazis hated those people every bit as much as you do.

The first line of the Nazi anthem was: “Deutschland, Deutschland über alles” which means Germany, Germany above all else.

It was the German version of “America first.”

“One question in my mind, which I hardly dare mention in public, is whether patriotism has, overall, been a force for good or evil in the world. If only I could get out of my mind the most patriotic people who ever lived, the Nazi Germans.
-Andy Rooney

“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.”
-George Bernard Shaw

Martin Luther
Ever heard of Martin Luther? No, not the black civil rights leader. The famous medieval German preacher.

He started the protestant movement and is revered among American Evangelicals, especially Lutherans, as the founder of their splinter groups of Christianity, which split off from the Catholic Church a couple of hundred years ago.

Now Evangelicals dominate America, while the vast majority of the world’s Christians are Catholics.

You didn’t know that either, did you?

Catholics are not “different” from Christians. Catholics are the original Christians. Evangelicals are just a splinter group that started with a German protestant preacher called Martin Luther.

Most Christians on the planet think of American Evangelicals as a malignant, misguided cult, not true followers of Christ.

No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money.“
-Matthew 6:24

Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.
-Matthew 19:24

Martin Luther was viciously antisemitic, and he promoted the idea of a Holocaust, hundreds of years before Hitler was even born.

Set fire to their synagogues or schools,” Martin Luther recommended in On the Jews and Their Lies. Jewish houses should “be razed and destroyed,” and Jewish “prayer books and Talmudic writings, in which such idolatry, lies, cursing, and blasphemy are taught, should be taken from them.” In addition, “their rabbis should be forbidden to teach on pain of loss of life and limb.” Still, this wasn’t enough.
Luther also urged that “safe-conduct on the highways be abolished completely for the Jews,” and that “all cash and treasure of silver and gold be taken from them.” What Jews could do was to have “a flail, an ax, a hoe, a spade” put into their hands so “young, strong Jews and Jewesses” could “earn their bread in the sweat of their brow.”
-Christianity Today

The infamous Kristallnacht, the night when Nazis violently terrorized Jews, was a celebration of Martin Luther’s 450th birthday.

Yeah, the Nazis seriously believed terrorizing Jews was the right thing, the Christian thing, to do. They didn’t think of themselves as evil. They thought of themselves as righteous Christians, fulfilling the word of God. They thought Jews were evil, simply because they were Jews.

The Nazis were God-fearing Christians who followed the teachings of the same Martin Luther that you follow.

Don't believe me? Think about it: Evangelicals don't see Jews as equals. They see Jews as useful pawns. Evangelicals believe that Jews are useful for bringing about the end of the world (Armageddon) when God kills all non-Christians. And if Jews don't repent and convert to Christianity before they die, they will burn in hell.

Evangelicals believe that Jews will burn in eternal hellfire simply for being Jews. It doesn't really get much more antisemitic than that.

Hitler frequently claimed that everything he did was God’s will:

“I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator.”
-Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, Vol. 1 Chapter 2

A typical Nazi uniform belt buckle, engraved with the words “God is with us”

Hitler and the Nazis thought of themselves as good Christians. The words “Gott mit uns” (God is with us) were engraved on the belt buckle of every Nazi soldier.

Hitler falsely accused Jews of being anti-German traitors and a threat to national security, because many Jews were liberal intellectuals and socialists, or even communists and atheists, like Karl Marx and Albert Einstein.

Hitler hated communists. That’s why he invaded Russia, remember?

Those Nazi Germans are carrying a sign that says “Death to Marxism.”

Nazis were not socialists in any way, shape or form. They were industrialist capitalists, like England and America. The Nazi war machine consisted of huge factories that were privately owned by giant corporations, like ThyssenKrupp.

“Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power.”
-Benito Mussolini

According to a bonafide fascist dictator, America is fascist: giant corporations are controlling the government, and wage war for profit.

ThyssenKrupp was to Nazi Germany what the US weapons industry (the war lobby) is to America: Big money that's always pushing for war for profit.

"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists, and will persist."
-President Dwight D. Eisenhower, US President, five-star Army general, honest man

And that's exactly why socialists like Albert Einstein hate nationalists, because they're fascists:

“I am convinced there is only one way to eliminate these grave evils, namely through the establishment of a socialist economy, accompanied by an educational system which would be oriented toward social goals. In such an economy, the means of production are owned by society itself and are utilized in a planned fashion.
A planned economy, which adjusts production to the needs of the community, would distribute the work to be done among all those able to work and would guarantee a livelihood to every man, woman, and child. The education of the individual, in addition to promoting his own innate abilities, would attempt to develop in him a sense of responsibility for his fellow-men in place of the glorification of power and success in our present society.”
Albert Einstein, Why Socialism?, 1949

Albert Einstein sounds a lot like Bernie Sanders, doesn't he? He even has the same haircut...

The Nazis hated socialists like Albert Einstein

Actually Einstein was even more of a leftie than Bernie. Remember that, the next time Fox News tries to make you believe Bernie is a crazy radical leftist.

I honor Lenin as a man who completely sacrificed himself and devoted all his energy to the realization of social justice. I do not consider his methods practical, but one thing is certain: men of his type are the guardians and restorers of the conscience of humanity.
-Albert Einstein

Lenin wasn't the monster you think he was.

“There is, however, a somber point in the social outlook of Americans. Their sense of equality and human dignity is mainly limited to men of white skins.
-Albert Einstein, speech at Princeton University, 1948

“The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this.”
-Albert Einstein

I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly.”
-Albert Einstein

“During the youthful period of mankind’s spiritual evolution, human fantasy created gods in man’s own image
-Albert Einstein

“I have repeatedly said that in my opinion the idea of a personal God is a childlike one.
-Albert Einstein

“It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously.
-Albert Einstein

I cannot conceive of a personal God who would directly influence the actions of individuals, or would directly sit in judgment on creatures of his own creation.
-Albert Einstein

The Nazis hated left-wing socialists like Einstein, and Einstein hated right-wing nationalists like the Nazis.

“Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.”
-Albert Einstein

Weird, huh?

The truth about the Nazis is the exact opposite of what Fox News has been telling you.

Gee, I wonder why they would do that?

Why would Fox News tell you the exact opposite of the truth about the Nazis?

The Nazis weren’t socialists. The Nazis were conservative right-wing Christian nationalists who hated left-wing socialist Jews like Einstein.

Why would Fox News deceive you about who the Nazis were, and what they actually believed?

Because they don’t want you to realize that American Republicans and Nazi Germans are ideological twins. You literally believe the same things the Nazi Germans believed.

“I am a nationalist.”
-Donald Trump (video)

If Albert Einstein was still around today, he would despise Trump. And Trump would give Albert Einstein a malicious nickname, like Low IQ Jew or something equally dumb... like he always does.

https://i.redd.it/haokzogjl4731.jpg

Hitler told his Nazi minions that Jews (intellectuals, scientists, actors, artists, homosexuals, liberals, socialists and communists… the very same people you hate) were an existential threat to Germany’s survival.

The same thing Trump tells you about liberals and brown people.

Nazi Germans didn’t think of themselves as the bad guys in World War 2. Nazis thought they were the victims of a worldwide globalist anti-German conspiracy, controlled by Jews.

Just like you.

Nazi Germans honestly believed they were in a fight for their lives. And he was their savior. Their hero. Their messiah. And their survival was inseparably linked to his success.

That’s how Hitler brainwashed his followers into being cult members who didn’t care if he lied, or played dirty, or cheated, or broke laws, or invaded countries, or killed people.

Just like MAGA minions don’t care if any of the things Trump is accused of are true or not. You think you must support him, right or wrong, to defeat the evil liberals who want to kill you.

Hitler’s Nazi minions believed exactly the same things as you. They honestly believed that every terrible thing he did, he did in their name, and in their best interest. To protect them. To fight for them.

That’s why they ecstatically cheered, when Hitler’s right hand Goebbels asked the mob at a rally: “Do you want total war?

They thought their own survival depended on Hitler’s victory.

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“The receptivity of the masses is very limited, their intelligence is small, but their power of forgetting is enormous. In consequence of these facts, all effective propaganda must be limited to a very few points and must harp on these in slogans until the last member of the public understands what you want him to understand by your slogan.”
-Adolf Hitler

Hitler's speeches were just as theatrical as Trump's.

“All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.”
-Adolf Hitler

“The frailest woman will become a heroine when the life of her own child is at stake. And only the will to save the race and native land or the State, which offers protection to the race, has in all ages been the urge which has forced men to face the weapons of their enemies.”
-Adolf Hitler

Hitler made his Nazi minions believe that evil barbarian hordes were a threat to Germany’s survival, and that the white German race was facing extinction.

Guess who uses the same trick?

“Democrats want to destroy you and destroy our country as we know it.”
-Donald Trump (video)

Trump is doing exactly the same thing to you. Well, to be honest, he’s just picking the low hanging fruit that Republicans have been planting for years.

Hitler and Trump are fearmongers, who turn their frightened minions into disciples. They literally turn them into cult members, by making them believe that there is an evil conspiracy afoot that is about to exterminate them.

That’s what the wall is all about. It’s about protecting good white people from evil brown people. Evil barbarian hordes who want to exterminate you. And that’s why you think Trump is your savior. Your messiah. Your cult leader.

Millions of Evangelicals seriously believe that opposing Trump is the same as opposing God.

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“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters.”
-Donald Trump (video)

Be honest: if Trump shot Hillary, would you be upset? Or would you cheer?

The hatred and disgust you feel for liberals are exactly the same feelings the Nazis felt for Jews.

You use terms like liberals, libtards, demoncrats and demon rats as vicious slurs, to demonize and dehumanize liberals in exactly the same way Nazis demonized and dehumanized Jews.

To Hitler’s Nazi minions, the word Jew was a slur that implied the worst of the worst: traitor, anti-German, anti-Christian, communist, evil, sub-human, baby killer.

Trump’s MAGA minions use the word liberal with exactly the same intense hatred.

MAGA minions literally think about liberals the same way Nazis thought about Jews. They can’t wait for Trump to give the order to start shooting liberals.

“I have the support of the police, the support of the military, the support of the Bikers for Trump — I have the tough people, but they don’t play it tough — until they go to a certain point, and then it would be very bad, very bad.”
-Donald Trump

There is blood lust in the air, at Trump rallies. Just ask the reporters who attend these frenzied hate fests and have to fear for their lives because of Trump’s vicious mob. They’re fanatics.

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The Nazis didn’t think of themselves as racists. Neither do you.

They thought they were the victims. So do you.

Nazi Germans honestly believed that non-Germans, non-whites and non-Christians were their mortal enemies and bad, evil people. You believe the same thing.

So when they used vicious slurs against these evil people, the Nazis didn’t think they were doing anything bad or racist. They honestly believed the hateful things they said about Jews.

Just like you believe the hateful lies you repeat about liberals.

Trump didn’t invent the term Fake News. Hitler did. Whenever the press unmasked Hitler and exposed that he was not a messiah but a monster, Hitler called them Lügenpresse, which is German for Fake News.

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The Trump family has a long history of racism. Trump’s father was arrested at a KKK rally.

The KKK’s slogan was “America first.” Trump’s slogan is “America first.”

Nazis and the KKK absolutely love Trump.

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The KKK are hardcore racists. Racism guides every aspect of their lives.

They love racist politicians. They love Trump.

Connect. the. dots.

Is any of this sinking in yet?

Or do you need more time?

Take all the time you need.

A German news magazine, pointing out the obvious similarities between Trump and Hitler.

Trump is using Nazi propaganda techniques to brainwash you.

And if you fall for Trump’s vicious lies, you are a Nazi, too. History will look at you exactly the same way history looks at Nazi Germans.

While you believe Trump is your messiah, the rest of the world sees Trump as an evil man, and the biggest threat to world peace.

If you’re a MAGA minion, you literally believe the same propaganda lies the Nazis believed.

The only difference is that Hitler used vicious lies about Jews to turn his minions into bloodthirsty fanatics, and Trump uses vicious lies about liberals, refugees, Muslims and Mexicans to turn you into bloodthirsty fanatics.

The refugees at the border are not a threat to America. They are not trying to kill you or exterminate the white race. It’s not an invasion.

There is no national emergency at the border. The refugees are not a threat to anyone. There are no Middle Eastern terrorists among them. Middle Easterners fly directly to the US. They don’t walk here.

The refugees at the southern border are mostly families, desperate women, and crying children.

That’s why there are now thousands of children in American concentration camps. They’re being kept in cages, in overcrowded private prisons that make huge profits by locking up innocent children under inhumane conditions.

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More and more children keep dying in US custody. That never happened under Obama.

Nobody likes to abandon their home and walk a thousand miles through danger, towards an unknown future. That is not a journey anyone makes lightly. Especially not with a baby on your arm. These desperate people are coming here because they need our help, not because they are a threat.

It is every real Christian’s duty to help them.

Coincidentally, helping the needy and downtrodden is also every bleeding-heart socialist’s prime directive, as Albert Einstein explained to you a few minutes ago.

Democratic socialism is about giving, not taking. It’s about being social, and being kind to each other. Real Christians and democratic socialists agree on a lot of things.

40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.
41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.
44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’
45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.
Matthew 25:40-45

Food for thought.

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The refugees are not evil, not terrorists, not gang members, not criminals, not rapists, and not animals, despite what Trump says. In fact, immigrants commit less crimes than people born in America.

But that’s not what Trump and Fox News tell you, is it?

No, they keep telling you that brown people are evil, and they’re coming here to kill you and exterminate the white race.

It’s not true. It’s a racist lie. The same type of lie Hitler used against Jews.

You probably didn’t know this either, but the brown kids Trump locks in cages are Christian kids. All those refugees at the southern border are Christians, not Muslims. (Not that it should matter, but it’s the truth, and I’m making a point.)

Trump is literally persecuting Christians. Trump is locking Christian children in cages.

And like some deranged suicide cult, you’re cheering for it. The MAGA cult actually wants the world to end.

That’s why you have no interest in stopping the Climate Apocalypse, while literally every other country on the planet is trying to prevent it.

The unprecedented European heatwave in 2013 killed 35,000 people. Year after year, the world is getting hotter. As I write this, Europe is in the midst of another, even worse, unprecedented heatwave. Yesterday France recorded the highest temperature ever: 113 degrees. That is insane. The world is on fire.

Instead of following Christ’s teachings, and helping those in need, the deranged MAGA cult cheers when Trump persecutes brown Christian refugees from Latin America.

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Oh, and you know how Fox News always says the Nazis were anti-gun?

That’s a lie, too.

When the Nazis took power, the first thing they did was relax gun laws.

The Nazis made it easier to own a gun:

The 1938 German Weapons Act, the precursor of the current weapons law, superseded the 1928 law. As under the 1928 law, citizens were required to have a permit to carry a firearm and a separate permit to acquire a firearm.
But under the new law:
Gun restriction laws applied only to handguns, not to long guns or ammunition.
The 1938 revisions completely deregulated the acquisition and transfer of rifles and shotguns, and the possession of ammunition.
The legal age at which guns could be purchased was lowered from 20 to 18.
Holders of annual hunting permits, government workers, and NSDAP (the National Socialist German Workers’ Party) members were no longer subject to gun ownership restrictions.
Prior to the 1938 law, only officials of the central government, the states, and employees of the German Reichsbahn Railways were exempted.

Nazis love guns.

The Nazis were very pro-gun. Every good German had a gun, to protect the homeland against evil barbarian hordes and evil globalist Jews.

Why would Fox News tell you that the Nazi Germans were anti-gun liberals, when that’s a monumental lie, and the exact opposite of the truth?

Because you’re being brainwashed, just like the Nazis were.

Hitler was the first to weaponize radio broadcasts, which was cutting edge technology back then.

Trump uses Twitter, but Hitler was the first to brainwash people by using an early form of social media. Hitler sold millions of cheap radios (Volksempfänger) to his followers. It was the iPhone and the Twitter of its day. It received only one station: Hitler's voice. That's how he filled his followers' heads with hateful lies about foreigners.

Fox News weaponized TV. Infowars weaponized YouTube. And Trump weaponized Twitter.

It’s always the same basic principle: spreading hateful lies about minorities, to make gullible white people falsely believe they’re under attack by demonic evil.

The propaganda medium of choice just became more modern over time.

In the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility… in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods.
It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously.
Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying.”
-Adolf Hitler

The Trump cult is the biggest threat American democracy has ever faced. As I explained in this article, they think of Trump as God's Chosen One, and think of themselves as God's Christian warriors, and liberals as demons. Actual satanic demons from hell.

"Good Christian warriors" don't co-exist with demons. They exterminate them. And that's exactly what Trump's MAGA minions want to do. They don't just want to beat liberals in elections. They want to exterminate liberals. Like the Nazis tried to exterminate the Jews.

And that, dear Bill Maher, is why the D for Democrat is so toxic in red states.
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2019.07.09 07:47 EinDenker Faith on the March Teil 2

Jetzt berichtet Macmillan über seine Kindheit. Religiös, aber nie aktiv verlor er seine Schwester durch eine Krankheit als er 13 war. Dies war für ihn nach eigenen Bekunden der Auslöser religiös extrem aktiv zu werden. Mit 16 wollte er dann Pastor werden. Doch aus seinen Theologieseminar wurde nichts, denn er hatte einen Nervenzusammenbruch.
Sein Vater gab ihm Geld, er zog allein nach Boston und suchte einen Weg seinen Glauben auszuleben. Nach einer Versammlung beschloss er dann die Moody Schule in Northfield zu besuchen um Missionar zu werden, da er als Pastor gescheitert war.
Doch bevor er sich anmelden konnte, kam er in den Kontakt mit Bibelforschern und den Schriftstudien Bd. 1. Hier folgt natürlich ein Loblied auf das Buch. Ich kann nur empfehlen, sich das mal durchzulesen (gibt es kostenlos online). Dort drin steht ziemlich amüsanter Unsinn.
Today many, especially relatives and friends, cannot understand why it is that, when one becomes really acuainted with the work of Jehovah's Witnesses and accepts Bible truth and begins to preach them, he sometimes appears to be a little extreme at first.
Wow. Er räumt als ein, das man am Anfang gelegentlich gegenüber Familienangehörigen und Freunden extrem wirkt. Später hat sich der Sozialkreis damit abgefunden, aber am Anfang macht sich eine Veränderung zum Fanatiker bemerkbar. Was hier positiv klingen soll, deutet auf ein Merkmal einer destruktiven Gruppierung hin.
Er sieht es bei sich als positive Veränderung. Doch stellen wir uns einen jungen Mann vor, traumatisiert vom Tod der Schwester, auf der Suche nach einer Hoffnung, seine Träume durch einen Nervenzusammenbruch zerstört findet eine neue Gruppe, welcher er sich anschließt und die ihn so motiviert, das er etwas extrem wirkt. Also hätte ich so jemand in meinem Freundeskreis, würde ich mir Sorgen machen.
After the talk I was delighted to meet the speaker. He was an extremly kind man.... His willingness to talk to me impressed me greatly, because I knew of no man of his importance on the puplic platform who would talk face to face with young people from his audience after his lectures.
Oh man. Da hat Onkel Russell mit Young Sheldon mit dem jungen Macmillan geredet und das war wie es scheint episch. Jemand mit "seiner Bedeutung" redet mit einem jungen Zuhörer. Boah eh, das schreit ja sowas von nach Menschenverehrung. Andere gehen, wie weiter ausgeführt wird. Aber jemand, der einen eigenen Kult gründen will, eine Monatszeitschrift absetzen will und von Buchverkäufen lebt, wird wohl gut beraten sein, auch mit jüngeren Leuten zu reden, die mit seinen Büchern effizient hausieren gehen können.
1900 Taufe, Juli 1901 Missionardienst, September 1901 Einladung von Macmillan durch Russell ins Bethel. Macmillan hatte zwischenzeitlich seine Eltern verloren und kein zu Hause mehr, Russell sagte das Bethel wäre sein zu Hause. Ähm, ja. Andere ziehen halt aus, Arbeiten und suchen sich ein zu Hause.
Macmillan taufte 1906 J.F. Rutherford.
C.T. Russell had no idea of building a strongly knit organisation. At that time we saw no need for it. We expected 1914 would mark the end of this system of things on earth.
Russell wollte eine lockere Bibeltruppe, Rutherford dann später eine Kult-Struktur. Könnte es sein das Macmillan jemand nicht mochte? Außerdem, hier wird das Jahr 1914 mit dem richtigen Kontext genannt. Russell ging nicht von irgendetwas symbolischen aus, er hatte Harmageddon für das Jahr 1914 (im Oktober) vorhergesagt.
That was a highly interesting time because a few of us seriously thought we were going to heaven during the first week of that October.
Sie erwarteten also in der ersten Oktoberwoche des Jahres 1914 in den Himmel zu kommen, in diesem Kontext wäre auch Harmagedon und die Erfüllung der Prophezeiung zu 1914. Der 1. WK begann am 28.Juli 1914. Laut der Lehre der ZJ hätte Jesus Satan zur Erde geschleudert.
Schauen wir dazu mal in das Offenbarungsbuch, S. 180:
Es handelt sich vielmehr um die Geburt des Königreiches Gottes als Realität im Jahre 1914, bei der Jesus — der sich nun schon fast 2 000 Jahre im Himmel befindet — als König inthronisiert wird (Offenbarung 12:10).
Also alle Prophezeiungen deuten auf Oktober 1914 hin. Aber Jesus macht schon mal vorher Budenschwung, schmeißt Satan aus dem Himmel und...? Nein.
Die 2 520 Jahre begannen im Oktober 607 v. u. Z., als Jerusalem in die Hände der Babylonier fiel und der davidische König gestürzt wurde. Sie endeten im Oktober 1914. Damals gingen die „bestimmten Zeiten der Nationen“ zu Ende und Jesus Christus wurde von Gott als König im Himmel eingesetzt (Psalm 2:1-6; Daniel 7:13, 14).
Quelle
Und nun wieder das Offenbarungsbuch S. 181:
Nun, am Tag des Herrn, sagt er zu Satan nicht mehr nur: „Jehova schelte dich.“ Dies ist eine Gerichtszeit, weshalb Jesus in seiner Stellung als Michael den bösen Satan und seine Dämonenengel aus dem Himmel wirft (Judas 9; Offenbarung 1:10). Es ist äußerst passend, daß Jesus dies tut, weil er der neu eingesetzte König ist.
Die Geschichte von Macmillan macht Sinn, die vorgegebenen Erwartungen auch. Jedoch schaut man sich den aktuellen Flickenteppich an, versteht man das Problem, was bei Russells Auslegung entstand.
Das Königreich wird bei Jesu Inthronisierung geboren. In seiner Stellung ist Jesus seit Oktober 1914. Als neu eingesetzter König wirft er Satan im Oktober 1914 oder später aus dem Himmel. Nur was macht nun das Jahr 1914 dann noch relevant? Ein Krieg der schon im Sommer begann und nichts mit der Vorhersage zu tun hat?
Die ganze, nachträglich konstruierte Theologie um das Jahr 1914 ist ein Kartenhaus. Macmillan zeigt auch die Ursache.
Am 30. September 1914 hielt Macmillan einen Vortrag zum Thema:
The end of all things is at hand; Therefore let us be sober, watchful and pray.
Das Thema war sicherlich von Rutherford vorgegeben. "Das Ende aller Dinge greifbar nahe,..." ist jetzt nicht unbedingt ein Thema was keine Weltuntergangsstimmung fördert. In diesem Zusammenhang sagte Macmillan:
"This is probably the last puplic address I shall ever deliver because we shall be going home soon."
Also er rechnete fest damit, das er Oktober 1914 in den Himmel entrückt wird.
Diese Gruppe kaputter, endzeitgeiler Typen hatte sich aber verspekuliert. Sie haben in der Bibel etwas lesen wollen und mit Pyramiden und anderen Schwachsinn Zeiten berechnen wollen.
Doch am 1. Oktober passierte... NICHTS. Wie sehr man darauf hoffte, sieht man in den Aussagen von Macmillan. Doch, was macht ein ertappter Lügner?
"The gentile times have ended, their kings have had their day."
Russell betrat mit dieser Aussage den Frühstücksraum. „Der ‚Heiden Zeit‘ ist nun zu End’, der Kön’ge Tag vorbei.“ Wie es das Jahrbuch 2014 auf den 174 sagt und blumig lobt.
Ganz klar war der 1. Oktober gesetzt. Nun, am 2. Oktober betrat ein ernüchterter Russell den Frühstücksraum und musste irgendeine Story erfinden um das Schisma seiner jungen Bewegung irgendwie einzudämmen.
Nun teilte er Macmillan der eigentlich schon im Himmel sein wollte, für einen Vortrag ein. Diese Story kennen sicher viele Zeugen. Russell, der Unsinn vorhergesagt hatte, schob jetzt einfach einen anderen Redner in die erste Reihe zum Gespött, um von seiner falschen Prophezeiung abzulenken. Macmillan musste sich nun etwas basteln, was seinen Irrtum basierend auf den Aussagen seines großen Idols - Russell - schönfärbte.
Macmillan zitiert nun aus einem Vortrag Russells:
"If October 1915 should pass, and we should find ourselves still here and matters going on very much as they are at present, ..., then we would think, have we been expecting the wrong thing at the right time? The Lord's will might permit this."
Oha. Russell sagt kackendreist: bis Oktober 1915 kommt das Taxi in den Himmel. Ist es bis dahin nicht da, haben wir das Falsche zum richtigen Zeitpunkt erwartet. Sprich: Wenn das Ende nicht kommt, deuten wir einfach ein Ereignis im Jahre 1914 passend.
This date is reckoned from secular and Biblical history as the fall of 607 b.c.
Also 607 v.u.Z. ist vieles - aber weder wissenschaftlich noch biblisch haltbar. Selbst zur Zeit Russells war das Datum nicht belegbar. Gerade wenn man sich mit der Bibel in der Ursprache befasst hätte.
Now, of course, the date 1914 itself is not given in the Bible. Neither was the date of Jesus first advent, for that matter, yet the Jews were expecting him.
Ganz große Gedankenakrobatik. Er vergleicht hier eine komplett falsche Vorhersage mit der Erwartung der Juden das Jesus erscheint. Priester, Johannes der Täufer, Prophezeiungen usw. deuteten laut dem biblischen Bericht darauf hin. Also Jesus geboren wurde, erschienen angeblich Engel. Der Stern der die 3 Weisen aus dem Morgenland führte etc. Alles klar zu lesen. 1914 hingegen ist eine krude, nicht belegbare Verknüpfung von Bibelstellen, welche weder eintraf noch irgendwie durch Ereignisse flankiert wurde.
Although many of us still thougt we would leave this earth, at least by October of 1915,...
Ja, die Rede Russells (siehe weiter oben) entfachte die nächste Endzeithoffnung: Oktober 1915.
Nach belanglosen Argumenten warum 1914 so wichtig ist, ergeht sich Macmillan über die Ansichten Russells hinsichtlich Kommunismus und Sozialismus. So viel zur politischen Neutralität.
Russel stirb nun im Jahr 1916. Rutherford reißt die Macht an sich. Dazu mehr im Teil 3.
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2019.06.28 19:44 HibblyWibbly What Fox News Doesn't Want You To Know

What Fox News Doesn't Want You To Know
Dear Republican, if all the lies Fox News tells you about liberals were actually true, I’d hate liberals too. Who wouldn’t?

But that’s the thing: virtually nothing you are being told about liberals is actually true. It’s propaganda, designed to demonize liberals.

Why is the D for Democrat so toxic in red states?
Bill Maher keeps asking the guests on his show: “Why is the D for Democrat so toxic in red states?” Most liberals honestly have no idea why you Trump voters hate liberals so much.

This is why:

You’re being lied to, to make you hate liberals.

Be honest: you can barely tolerate me even using the word liberal so many times in a few sentences, because to you it’s such a toxic word. Liberals repulse you. They are barely even human, and definitely un-American, right? You think liberals are everything that is wrong with America. Liberals are wrong, bad and evil. Evil demons. America would be a much better place without liberals, right?

That extremely negative emotional response in your head was created by malicious propaganda lies you have been fed about liberals.

Here’s a short list of true facts Fox News doesn’t want you to know. And it’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Hitler and the Nazis were not liberals, not lefties, not socialists, and not democrats. Hitler and his Nazi minions were right-wing Christian conservative nationalists who hated liberals for the same reasons you hate liberals.

I know what you’re thinking: ‘That’s crazy talk! That can’t possibly be true! This guy is a crazy fucking libtard!”

Well, I have news for you: it’s absolutely 100% true. And I can easily prove it to you in this short article, if you give me 5 minutes.

Yeah, they used the word “socialist” in their name. But that was just smart marketing, to mislead voters. It was false advertising, plain and simple. It’s like when you think your cereal contains chocolate, because it’s called Chocolate Cereal right on the box, but then in small print on the back it says “Does not contain any actual chocolate.”

The fact that you, 80 years later, still think they were socialists, shows how well that mislabeling trick works. It’s a pretty common marketing trick actually, that’s still being used today. Especially in politics.

For example, North Korea calls itself the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, but you know as well as I do that North Korea is a dictatorship, not a democracy. Same thing with the Nazis.

The Nazis were right-wing nationalists, not left-wing socialists.

Socialists are globalists who believe in cosmopolitanism (the exact opposite of nationalism) and a one world government, like the United Nations, remember?

“I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.”
-Socrates

The Nazis definitely were not globalists. They were hardcore nationalists and thought the whole world was a globalist anti-German conspiracy, led by evil Jews.

Just like you believe the United Nations is a globalist anti-American conspiracy, lead by an evil Jew named George Soros.

And, thanks to the antisemitic lies you’re being fed, you seriously believe George Soros was a Nazi sympathizer. That’s the exact opposite of the truth. The truth is, George Soros was a 14-year-old Jewish victim of the Nazis.

George Soros is a liberal socialist Jew, and the Nazis hated those people every bit as much as you do.

The first line of the Nazi anthem was: “Deutschland, Deutschland über alles” which means Germany, Germany above all else.

It was the German version of “America first.”

“One question in my mind, which I hardly dare mention in public, is whether patriotism has, overall, been a force for good or evil in the world. If only I could get out of my mind the most patriotic people who ever lived, the Nazi Germans.
-Andy Rooney

“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.”
-George Bernard Shaw

Martin Luther
Ever heard of Martin Luther? No, not the black civil rights leader. The famous medieval German preacher.

He started the protestant movement and is revered among American Evangelicals, especially Lutherans, as the founder of their splinter groups of Christianity, which split off from the Catholic Church a couple of hundred years ago.

Now Evangelicals dominate America, while the vast majority of the world’s Christians are Catholics.

You didn’t know that either, did you?

Catholics are not “different” from Christians. Catholics are the original Christians. Evangelicals are just a splinter group that started with a German protestant preacher called Martin Luther.

Most Christians on the planet think of American Evangelicals as a malignant, misguided cult, not true followers of Christ.

No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money.“
-Matthew 6:24

Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.
-Matthew 19:24

Martin Luther was viciously antisemitic, and he promoted the idea of a Holocaust, hundreds of years before Hitler was even born.

Set fire to their synagogues or schools,” Martin Luther recommended in On the Jews and Their Lies. Jewish houses should “be razed and destroyed,” and Jewish “prayer books and Talmudic writings, in which such idolatry, lies, cursing, and blasphemy are taught, should be taken from them.” In addition, “their rabbis should be forbidden to teach on pain of loss of life and limb.” Still, this wasn’t enough.
Luther also urged that “safe-conduct on the highways be abolished completely for the Jews,” and that “all cash and treasure of silver and gold be taken from them.” What Jews could do was to have “a flail, an ax, a hoe, a spade” put into their hands so “young, strong Jews and Jewesses” could “earn their bread in the sweat of their brow.”
-Christianity Today

The infamous Kristallnacht, the night when Nazis violently terrorized Jews, was a celebration of Martin Luther’s 450th birthday.

Yeah, the Nazis seriously believed terrorizing Jews was the right thing, the Christian thing, to do. They didn’t think of themselves as evil. They thought of themselves as righteous Christians, fulfilling the word of God. They thought Jews were evil, simply because they were Jews.

The Nazis were God-fearing Christians who followed the teachings of the same Martin Luther that you follow.

Don't believe me? Think about it: Evangelicals don't see Jews as equals. They see Jews as useful pawns. Evangelicals believe that Jews are useful for bringing about the end of the world (Armageddon) when God kills all non-Christians. And if Jews don't repent and convert to Christianity before they die, they will burn in hell.

Evangelicals believe that Jews will burn in eternal hellfire simply for being Jews. It doesn't really get much more antisemitic than that.

Hitler frequently claimed that everything he did was God’s will:

“I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator.”
-Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, Vol. 1 Chapter 2

A typical Nazi uniform belt buckle, engraved with the words “God is with us”

Hitler and the Nazis thought of themselves as good Christians. The words “Gott mit uns” (God is with us) were engraved on the belt buckle of every Nazi soldier.

Hitler falsely accused Jews of being anti-German traitors and a threat to national security, because many Jews were liberal intellectuals and socialists, or even communists and atheists, like Karl Marx and Albert Einstein.

Hitler hated communists. That’s why he invaded Russia, remember?

Those Nazi Germans are carrying a sign that says “Death to Marxism.”

Nazis were not socialists in any way, shape or form. They were industrialist capitalists, like England and America. The Nazi war machine consisted of huge factories that were privately owned by giant corporations, like ThyssenKrupp.

“Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power.”
-Benito Mussolini

According to a bonafide fascist dictator, America is fascist: giant corporations are controlling the government, and wage war for profit.

ThyssenKrupp was to Nazi Germany what the US weapons industry (the war lobby) is to America: Big money that's always pushing for war for profit.

"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists, and will persist."
-President Dwight D. Eisenhower, US President, five-star Army general, honest man

And that's exactly why socialists like Albert Einstein hate nationalists, because they're fascists:

“I am convinced there is only one way to eliminate these grave evils, namely through the establishment of a socialist economy, accompanied by an educational system which would be oriented toward social goals. In such an economy, the means of production are owned by society itself and are utilized in a planned fashion.
A planned economy, which adjusts production to the needs of the community, would distribute the work to be done among all those able to work and would guarantee a livelihood to every man, woman, and child. The education of the individual, in addition to promoting his own innate abilities, would attempt to develop in him a sense of responsibility for his fellow-men in place of the glorification of power and success in our present society.”
Albert Einstein, Why Socialism?, 1949

Albert Einstein sounds a lot like Bernie Sanders, doesn't he? He even has the same haircut...

The Nazis hated socialists like Albert Einstein

Actually Einstein was even more of a leftie than Bernie. Remember that, the next time Fox News tries to make you believe Bernie is a crazy radical leftist.

I honor Lenin as a man who completely sacrificed himself and devoted all his energy to the realization of social justice. I do not consider his methods practical, but one thing is certain: men of his type are the guardians and restorers of the conscience of humanity.
-Albert Einstein

Lenin wasn't the monster you think he was.

“There is, however, a somber point in the social outlook of Americans. Their sense of equality and human dignity is mainly limited to men of white skins.
-Albert Einstein, speech at Princeton University, 1948

“The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this.”
-Albert Einstein

I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly.”
-Albert Einstein

“During the youthful period of mankind’s spiritual evolution, human fantasy created gods in man’s own image
-Albert Einstein

“I have repeatedly said that in my opinion the idea of a personal God is a childlike one.
-Albert Einstein

“It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously.
-Albert Einstein

I cannot conceive of a personal God who would directly influence the actions of individuals, or would directly sit in judgment on creatures of his own creation.
-Albert Einstein

The Nazis hated left-wing socialists like Einstein, and Einstein hated right-wing nationalists like the Nazis.

“Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.”
-Albert Einstein

Weird, huh?

The truth about the Nazis is the exact opposite of what Fox News has been telling you.

Gee, I wonder why they would do that?

Why would Fox News tell you the exact opposite of the truth about the Nazis?

The Nazis weren’t socialists. The Nazis were conservative right-wing Christian nationalists who hated left-wing socialist Jews like Einstein.

Why would Fox News deceive you about who the Nazis were, and what they actually believed?

Because they don’t want you to realize that American Republicans and Nazi Germans are ideological twins. You literally believe the same things the Nazi Germans believed.

“I am a nationalist.”
-Donald Trump (video)

If Albert Einstein was still around today, he would despise Trump. And Trump would give Albert Einstein a malicious nickname, like Low IQ Jew or something equally dumb... like he always does.

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Hitler told his Nazi minions that Jews (intellectuals, scientists, actors, artists, homosexuals, liberals, socialists and communists… the very same people you hate) were an existential threat to Germany’s survival.

The same thing Trump tells you about liberals and brown people.

Nazi Germans didn’t think of themselves as the bad guys in World War 2. Nazis thought they were the victims of a worldwide globalist anti-German conspiracy, controlled by Jews.

Just like you.

Nazi Germans honestly believed they were in a fight for their lives. And he was their savior. Their hero. Their messiah. And their survival was inseparably linked to his success.

That’s how Hitler brainwashed his followers into being cult members who didn’t care if he lied, or played dirty, or cheated, or broke laws, or invaded countries, or killed people.

Just like MAGA minions don’t care if any of the things Trump is accused of are true or not. You think you must support him, right or wrong, to defeat the evil liberals who want to kill you.

Hitler’s Nazi minions believed exactly the same things as you. They honestly believed that every terrible thing he did, he did in their name, and in their best interest. To protect them. To fight for them.

That’s why they ecstatically cheered, when Hitler’s right hand Goebbels asked the mob at a rally: “Do you want total war?

They thought their own survival depended on Hitler’s victory.

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“The receptivity of the masses is very limited, their intelligence is small, but their power of forgetting is enormous. In consequence of these facts, all effective propaganda must be limited to a very few points and must harp on these in slogans until the last member of the public understands what you want him to understand by your slogan.”
-Adolf Hitler

Hitler's speeches were just as theatrical as Trump's.

“All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.”
-Adolf Hitler

“The frailest woman will become a heroine when the life of her own child is at stake. And only the will to save the race and native land or the State, which offers protection to the race, has in all ages been the urge which has forced men to face the weapons of their enemies.”
-Adolf Hitler

Hitler made his Nazi minions believe that evil barbarian hordes were a threat to Germany’s survival, and that the white German race was facing extinction.

Guess who uses the same trick?

“Democrats want to destroy you and destroy our country as we know it.”
-Donald Trump (video)

Trump is doing exactly the same thing to you. Well, to be honest, he’s just picking the low hanging fruit that Republicans have been planting for years.

Hitler and Trump are fearmongers, who turn their frightened minions into disciples. They literally turn them into cult members, by making them believe that there is an evil conspiracy afoot that is about to exterminate them.

That’s what the wall is all about. It’s about protecting good white people from evil brown people. Evil barbarian hordes who want to exterminate you. And that’s why you think Trump is your savior. Your messiah. Your cult leader.

Millions of Evangelicals seriously believe that opposing Trump is the same as opposing God.

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“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters.”
-Donald Trump (video)

Be honest: if Trump shot Hillary, would you be upset? Or would you cheer?

The hatred and disgust you feel for liberals are exactly the same feelings the Nazis felt for Jews.

You use terms like liberals, libtards, demoncrats and demon rats as vicious slurs, to demonize and dehumanize liberals in exactly the same way Nazis demonized and dehumanized Jews.

To Hitler’s Nazi minions, the word Jew was a slur that implied the worst of the worst: traitor, anti-German, anti-Christian, communist, evil, sub-human, baby killer.

Trump’s MAGA minions use the word liberal with exactly the same intense hatred.

MAGA minions literally think about liberals the same way Nazis thought about Jews. They can’t wait for Trump to give the order to start shooting liberals.

“I have the support of the police, the support of the military, the support of the Bikers for Trump — I have the tough people, but they don’t play it tough — until they go to a certain point, and then it would be very bad, very bad.”
-Donald Trump

There is blood lust in the air, at Trump rallies. Just ask the reporters who attend these frenzied hate fests and have to fear for their lives because of Trump’s vicious mob. They’re fanatics.

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The Nazis didn’t think of themselves as racists. Neither do you.

They thought they were the victims. So do you.

Nazi Germans honestly believed that non-Germans, non-whites and non-Christians were their mortal enemies and bad, evil people. You believe the same thing.

So when they used vicious slurs against these evil people, the Nazis didn’t think they were doing anything bad or racist. They honestly believed the hateful things they said about Jews.

Just like you believe the hateful lies you repeat about liberals.

Trump didn’t invent the term Fake News. Hitler did. Whenever the press unmasked Hitler and exposed that he was not a messiah but a monster, Hitler called them Lügenpresse, which is German for Fake News.

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The Trump family has a long history of racism. Trump’s father was arrested at a KKK rally.

The KKK’s slogan was “America first.” Trump’s slogan is “America first.”

Nazis and the KKK absolutely love Trump.

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The KKK are hardcore racists. Racism guides every aspect of their lives.

They love racist politicians. They love Trump.

Connect. the. dots.

Is any of this sinking in yet?

Or do you need more time?

Take all the time you need.

A German news magazine, pointing out the obvious similarities between Trump and Hitler.

Trump is using Nazi propaganda techniques to brainwash you.

And if you fall for Trump’s vicious lies, you are a Nazi, too. History will look at you exactly the same way history looks at Nazi Germans.

While you believe Trump is your messiah, the rest of the world sees Trump as an evil man, and the biggest threat to world peace.

If you’re a MAGA minion, you literally believe the same propaganda lies the Nazis believed.

The only difference is that Hitler used vicious lies about Jews to turn his minions into bloodthirsty fanatics, and Trump uses vicious lies about liberals, refugees, Muslims and Mexicans to turn you into bloodthirsty fanatics.

The refugees at the border are not a threat to America. They are not trying to kill you or exterminate the white race. It’s not an invasion.

There is no national emergency at the border. The refugees are not a threat to anyone. There are no Middle Eastern terrorists among them. Middle Easterners fly directly to the US. They don’t walk here.

The refugees at the southern border are mostly families, desperate women, and crying children.

That’s why there are now thousands of children in American concentration camps. They’re being kept in cages, in overcrowded private prisons that make huge profits by locking up innocent children under inhumane conditions.

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More and more children keep dying in US custody. That never happened under Obama.

Nobody likes to abandon their home and walk a thousand miles through danger, towards an unknown future. That is not a journey anyone makes lightly. Especially not with a baby on your arm. These desperate people are coming here because they need our help, not because they are a threat.

It is every real Christian’s duty to help them.

Coincidentally, helping the needy and downtrodden is also every bleeding-heart socialist’s prime directive, as Albert Einstein explained to you a few minutes ago.

Democratic socialism is about giving, not taking. It’s about being social, and being kind to each other. Real Christians and democratic socialists agree on a lot of things.

40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.
41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.
44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’
45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.
Matthew 25:40-45

Food for thought.

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The refugees are not evil, not terrorists, not gang members, not criminals, not rapists, and not animals, despite what Trump says. In fact, immigrants commit less crimes than people born in America.

But that’s not what Trump and Fox News tell you, is it?

No, they keep telling you that brown people are evil, and they’re coming here to kill you and exterminate the white race.

It’s not true. It’s a racist lie. The same type of lie Hitler used against Jews.

You probably didn’t know this either, but the brown kids Trump locks in cages are Christian kids. All those refugees at the southern border are Christians, not Muslims. (Not that it should matter, but it’s the truth, and I’m making a point.)

Trump is literally persecuting Christians. Trump is locking Christian children in cages.

And like some deranged suicide cult, you’re cheering for it. The MAGA cult actually wants the world to end.

That’s why you have no interest in stopping the Climate Apocalypse, while literally every other country on the planet is trying to prevent it.

The unprecedented European heatwave in 2013 killed 35,000 people. Year after year, the world is getting hotter. As I write this, Europe is in the midst of another, even worse, unprecedented heatwave. Yesterday France recorded the highest temperature ever: 113 degrees. That is insane. The world is on fire.

Instead of following Christ’s teachings, and helping those in need, the deranged MAGA cult cheers when Trump persecutes brown Christian refugees from Latin America.

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Oh, and you know how Fox News always says the Nazis were anti-gun?

That’s a lie, too.

When the Nazis took power, the first thing they did was relax gun laws.

The Nazis made it easier to own a gun:

The 1938 German Weapons Act, the precursor of the current weapons law, superseded the 1928 law. As under the 1928 law, citizens were required to have a permit to carry a firearm and a separate permit to acquire a firearm.
But under the new law:
Gun restriction laws applied only to handguns, not to long guns or ammunition.
The 1938 revisions completely deregulated the acquisition and transfer of rifles and shotguns, and the possession of ammunition.
The legal age at which guns could be purchased was lowered from 20 to 18.
Holders of annual hunting permits, government workers, and NSDAP (the National Socialist German Workers’ Party) members were no longer subject to gun ownership restrictions.
Prior to the 1938 law, only officials of the central government, the states, and employees of the German Reichsbahn Railways were exempted.

Nazis love guns.

The Nazis were very pro-gun. Every good German had a gun, to protect the homeland against evil barbarian hordes and evil globalist Jews.

Why would Fox News tell you that the Nazi Germans were anti-gun liberals, when that’s a monumental lie, and the exact opposite of the truth?

Because you’re being brainwashed, just like the Nazis were.

Hitler was the first to weaponize radio broadcasts, which was cutting edge technology back then.

Trump uses Twitter, but Hitler was the first to brainwash people by using an early form of social media. Hitler sold millions of cheap radios (Volksempfänger) to his followers. It was the iPhone and the Twitter of its day. It received only one station: Hitler's voice. That's how he filled his followers' heads with hateful lies about foreigners.

Fox News weaponized TV. Infowars weaponized YouTube. And Trump weaponized Twitter.

It’s always the same basic principle: spreading hateful lies about minorities, to make gullible white people falsely believe they’re under attack by demonic evil.

The propaganda medium of choice just became more modern over time.

In the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility… in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods.
It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously.
Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying.”
-Adolf Hitler

The Trump cult is the biggest threat American democracy has ever faced. As I explained in this article, they think of Trump as God's Chosen One, and think of themselves as God's Christian warriors, and liberals as demons. Actual satanic demons from hell.

"Good Christian warriors" don't co-exist with demons. They exterminate them. And that's exactly what Trump's MAGA minions want to do. They don't just want to beat liberals in elections. They want to exterminate liberals. Like the Nazis tried to exterminate the Jews.

And that, dear Bill Maher, is why the D for Democrat is so toxic in red states.



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2019.06.19 16:08 stevenarwhals Iceland Trip Report - Days 1 & 2: Reykjanes, Vestmannaeyjar, South Coast to Vík - Late May/Early June 2019

It’s been a little over a week since I returned from my third trip to Iceland and I’m just now getting around to writing up my trip report, in part due to my real life getting in the way, but also needing time to recover from the exhaustion and exhilaration that I felt after an incredible 15 days in Iceland.
After taking the time to sit down and start writing my report, I realized it’s probably best if I post two days at a time, otherwise it’s just too much to read in one post. Even this post is pushing it in terms of lengthiness, and I’ll do my best to be a little less verbose with subsequent reports. I didn’t want to post one day at a time and seem like I’m spamming the sub, so I hope this is a happy medium.
A couple disclaimers before I get into it:
  1. This is a very ambitious itinerary. Most days involved 4-6 hours of driving and we usually didn’t arrive at our accommodations until 8:00 or 9:00 PM each night. I fully recognize that many people don’t like to travel like that. Please consider this trip report a source of ideas and inspiration rather than something to copy and paste in its entirety.
  2. This trip occurred in early summer during a spell of unusually mild weather in a year when the “F roads” opened unusually early. It is important to note that many of the locations listed would be inadvisable or impossible to visit outside of the summer months or in bad weather, and indeed some would be inaccessible on the same dates in another year. Please be sure to consider all of these factors and do your research when planning your own trip.
Also, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that you can see photos from my latest trip to Iceland, as well as past trips to Iceland and other places around the world, on my Instagram: @stevenarwhals
Ok, here we go!

Day 1 - Reykjanes peninsula & Vestmannaeyjar

Keflavík airport - We arrived around 9:30 AM. I barely slept on the plane. On the upside, I got some nice photos of Greenland that I wouldn’t have captured if I was sleeping. The exhaustion was no match for the adrenaline rush I was feeling from being back in Iceland again. Going through passport control and customs was a breeze. We bought way too much alcohol from the Duty Free shop and wound up having to borrow one of those luggage carts and push it all the way across the parking lot to our car rental company in order to transport everything in one trip. Not even an hour in and we were already “those people.” Solid start. ;)
Blue Car Rental - I got what I felt like was a pretty good deal with them, an automatic 4x4 SUV for 15 days for about $1,050 USD including an extra driver and the standard insurance, which is included with all Blue rentals. They might seem more expensive than other places at first but when you factor in the insurance, they’re usually cheaper, plus they’re locally owned and have a good reputation. Service was efficient, if rather impersonal, with very little instruction or time for questions. They pretty much just handed me the keys and said “On your way.” Having been my third trip, that was just fine with me, but I could see a first time visitor feeling a little put off by it. It seemed like they have a ton of cars coming and going, and the staff was a bit harried as a result. Aside from that, no complaints. The car, a Kia Sportage, held up beautifully for the whole trip.
Bridge Between Continents - This is a neat little stop on the Reykjanes peninsula that is exactly what it sounds like, a bridge spanning the rift between the North American and Eurasian tectonic plates. It’s worth a stop if you’re passing by but it’s skippable, especially if you’re going to Thingvellir or somewhere else where the rift is on display even more impressively.
Valahnúkamöl - This is a beautiful area in the extreme southwest of the country well worth visiting. It’s a triple whammy of a charismatic lighthouse, scenic coastline, and geothermal activity (parts of it are closed off due to recent activity - be sure to mind the barriers). There’s an interesting array of sea stacks, including a large imposing rock standing on its own, which is often featured in (most likely photoshopped) Instagram posts. You have a great 360 panoramic view of the coast and the lighthouse, Reykjanesviti, which stands proudly on a verdant hill. There’s a touching memorial to the Great Auk bird, which was last seen in the rocks off the coast here, before it went extinct courtesy of overhunting by humans.
Gunnuhver - One of many “geothermal areas” scattered around Iceland, but this one far exceeded expectations. The steam vent here stimulates all the senses - you hear the steam hissing as it leaves the ground, you see the giant plume spilling into the sky like a chimney, you smell the undeniable sulphuric scent common to such areas, and you can even feel the steam around you by walking through it. In case you or anyone traveling with you needs convincing that Iceland truly is another planet, Gunnuhver will surely do the trick.
Café Bryggjan in Grindavík - Grindavík certainly lived up to its “happiest town in Iceland” reputation. On the way into town we had to slow down for a group of school children cleaning up on the side of the road, and the few locals we met were all very friendly. However, I would not go out of my way for Café Bryggjan. The menu was basic and aside from the soup, nothing was very memorable. Even the soup, while very good, wasn’t quite worth going out of the way for. The staff was friendly but seemed overwhelmed and repeatedly got orders wrong or mixed up. I’m afraid this might be a case of a friendly neighborhood cafe being overrun by too many tourists.
Grænavatn - This wasn’t a planned stop, but this little blue-green lake next to the road was begging us to stop and photograph it. Situated next to it are a couple of run down abandoned silos, which offered an interesting contrast to the natural surroundings.
Seltún - Another geothermal area, but contrary to Gunnuhver, I found this one a little underwhelming. If you’ve been to other geothermal areas in Iceland or elsewhere in the world, there’s nothing particularly notable about this one, at least not that I could tell. There was a path up a hillside to what I imagine was an amazing view, but at this point we were at peak jetlag and opted to skip it. I took a 15 minute power nap in the car before we continued on.
Kleifarvatn - Ah, Kleifarvatn... I go way back with this lake. All the way back to January 2014, when I flew through KEF from Amsterdam on my way back to the states, and it was just a frozen blue splat in the middle of a field of snow white volcanic tundra. It was that flyover which largely sparked my interest in visiting Iceland. It took me a while to identify exactly which lake I had seen, but once I did, I knew I had to visit it... And I am happy to report that it lived up to expectations. It’s an impressively large lake filled with even more impressive deep azure blue water. Getting out of the car and hiking along its shore for a bit was an invigorating and humbling experience. I highly recommend spending some time at Kleifarvatn if you’re in the area.
Reykjanesfólkvangur - This is the name of a large area protected as a nature preserve, which I drove through via the “scenic route” Bláfjallavegur, marked as route 417, to cut over to the Ring Road. The final stretch before the Ring Road was nicely paved and quite fun to drive, but the stretch before that was very rough. It was littered with large rocks, some as big as bricks, many with jagged edges. It was one of the few times during the trip that I was legitimately worried about popping a tire or damaging the undercarriage, both of which would have been very expensive repairs. Luckily we escaped unscathed, but I would not recommend driving that road with a normal SUV or any kind of rental car. Part of why I wanted to drive the road was because of how little information there was about it online, but now I know why people avoid it. It’s probably worth avoiding anyway since the scenery wasn’t particularly noteworthy and there aren’t any attractions along that stretch of road as far as I know (Into the Volcano is nearby but accessed from a different road).
Landeyjahöfn - At long last, we reached the friendly pavement of the Ring Road, and drove pretty much straight through to the turn-off for Landeyjahöfn, a scenic coastal headland from which we needed to catch the 18:15 ferry to Heimaey in the Westman Islands (Vestmannaeyjar). We made it there just in time to pick up our tickets and join the line of cars waiting to board. The ferry ride itself was beautiful, surrounded by one island after another, each dotted with its own small house, and the sun starting to get lower in the sky, adding a golden hue to everything. The ferry passed by imposing escarpments that looked prehistoric, with hundreds of seabirds swarming around, before ending its journey in the harbor of Heimaey, the only of the Westman Islands with a year-round population (about 4,500 people).
Vestmannaeyjar - The ferry seemed to be less than half full and the island itself was very quiet, especially in the way of tourists. It seemed that either we were there before peak tourist season, and/or Vestmannaeyjar is still off the beaten path for most visitors. That would help explain why the accommodations on the island were noticeably less expensive than the rest of the country. No complaints here, as the relaxed island vibe of Heimaey was the perfect way to kick off a much-needed vacation.
Stórhöfði - The puffin search begins! Stórhöfði is the little peninsula jutting out from the southern end of Heimaey, and has mostly been left to the birds. The drive to get there alone was quite magical, with many beautiful farms and horses along the way. After getting out of the car and heading towards the cliffs where the puffins supposedly were, I quickly spotted one of the orange-beaked miniature penguins and managed to get quite close to it before it flew away. I’m not sure if it alerted the whole neighborhood or what, but that was the closest we got to seeing one up close. After that, it was mostly glimpses of them flying out over the sea. It was a lovely walk nonetheless, and we got just enough of a puffin teaser to leave us craving more.
GOTT - We took a break from the puffin search to enjoy an excellent meal at GOTT, a great restaurant on Heimaey that advertises itself as “healthy, creative, fresh, and authentic.” I would agree with all of the above. I had the fish of the day, a mushroom-crusted filet of cod, and my friend had a vegetarian curry dish. We both liked our food a lot and washed it down with a couple of local beers from The Brothers Brewery, which is located right next door. The brewery itself has limited opening hours so we went for the next best thing. I highly recommend GOTT if you’re in the Westman Islands. They have a location in Reykjavík as well.
Puffin search part 2- We continued our search for puffins at the cliffs near the golf course, which I had read was a good place to see them and happened to be close to where we were staying. I knew we were on the right track when we ran into a local photographer who was out looking for puffins as well. After about an hour, we had seen about 5 or 6 different puffins, some of them quite close up (without harassing them of course). We also saw a beautiful midnight sunset and got a decent view of the “elephant rock” across the cove. This turned out to be the best puffin viewing of the entire trip, which is kind of sad, all things considered. I’ve read articles about how the puffin population is plummeting, likely due to climate change, and my own anecdotal experience certainly bears that out. I really worry for the little guys and hope we can turn things around before they become any more endangered.
Eldey Apartments - Our first night’s accommodation was solid, and a good deal at just $97 USD. Although billed as “apartments,” the rooms themselves felt more like basic hotel rooms. The bathroom had some peculiar features, like an unnecessarily confusing shower head, and fixtures that were ostensibly for hanging towels, but were so short and stubby that they were completely useless. We appreciated the self check-in and private room so we could come and go as we pleased. Overall, it was more than adequate for one night.

Day 2 - Vestmannaeyjar & South Coast to Vík

AM puffin patrol - I woke up without an alarm around 7:00 AM and went back to the cliffs near the golf course to see if I would have any more luck seeing puffins during the “morning rush hour” before they go out to sea for the day. This time I saw none, so I went back to the room to catch a little nap before heading out for the day.
Urðaviti - There was a lot of construction going on so we didn’t go all the way to the end of the road. But we did see the manmade rock sculpture and got a nice view over the ocean to one of the small islands surrounding Heimaey. There wasn’t much else to see on this side of the island, but it was worth it just to drive through some of the newest land on Earth, created by the eruption of Eldfell in 1973.
Stafkirkjan - “The Stave Church,” donated to Iceland by Norway and based on a famous church in that country. This was an unplanned stop that we stumbled upon while driving back from Urðaviti. The church itself is quite unique in its architecture compared to other churches in Iceland. It really stands out, and its backdrop is equally if not more impressive, a small harbor with the large cliffs that you see from the ferry looming in the background. We ran into some precocious Icelandic youths singing songs and a friendly Norwegian couple that gave us more context for the church (it also happened that I knew their neighbor through work - small world). It’s definitely worth a stop.
Eldheimar - An interesting little museum dedicated to telling the story of the 1973 eruption of Eldfell. I’d say it’s skippable if you’re crunched for time but it is well designed and does give a nice layer of extra context for the island, especially if you do the hike up Eldfell. Speaking of which...
Eldfell - We hiked to the top of Eldfell, a small volcano that famously erupted in 1973, causing massive disruption to the local population. The hike was a little more challenging than expected, quite steep and badly eroded at times. However, it was worth it for the incredible panoramic view at the top. In my opinion this is a “must do” for anyone visiting Vestmannaeyjar, as long as you’re physically up for it.
Ferry back to Landeyjahöfn - It was time to say goodbye to Heimaey, with its volcanoes and puffins, and return to the mainland. I would love to come back to the Westman Islands again some time and spend a few days there. I feel like only staying one day or night isn’t enough to get in sync with the pace of island life, which is one of its main draws. On the ferry ride back, we were treated to the spectacle of the Icelandic Coast Guard doing a helicopter-based rescue drill just above and on our boat. It was totally unexpected and really cool to watch.
Seljalandsfoss - There’s not much to say. It’s iconic. It’s right next to the Ring Road. Justin Bieber ran behind it. It’s crowded, with lots of selfie sticks and misbehaving children. And it’s one of those things you just have to do when you visit Iceland. Hot tip: There’s a small parking lot closer to Gljufrafoss; if you park there and walk to Seljalandsfoss, you can avoid paying for parking and dealing with the traffic jam at Seljalandsfoss.
Gljufrafoss - Since I first visited Iceland in 2015, this has always been billed as “the secret waterfall right next to Seljalandsfoss.” I thought for sure that by now the “secret” had gotten out and Gljufrafoss would be crowded. Much to my pleasant surprise, it was actually the least crowded I’ve ever seen it, and we even had it to ourselves for a solid two or three minutes. It still amazes me how many people go to Seljalandsfoss and don’t know or care to walk the 500 meters to this amazing hidden waterfall. All the better for the rest of us I suppose.
Nauthúsagil - A magical slot canyon that you hike through to get to a beautiful waterfall at the end, waiting to be found like a pot of gold. The hike isn’t for everyone, as it involves climbing over some wet rocks using ropes and chains, and you’re more than likely going to get your feet wet, but my friend said it was “one of the coolest things she’s ever done.” I can’t disagree. Like Gljufrafoss, I was delighted to see that it was still mostly a secret. We only saw one other person the whole time we were there. It’s one of my absolute favorite places in Iceland, to the extent that I almost wanted to selfishly omit it from this report. Please note that getting there involves driving on some rough gravel roads, but it’s totally worth it.
Skógafoss - Another iconic waterfall that is a compulsory stop for anyone visiting the south coast. Unlike Seljalandsfoss, it’s a little easier to find some solitude here, especially if you go later in the day after all the tour buses are gone, like we did. Again, this was the least crowded I’ve ever seen Skógafoss, and the sky was an eerie overcast, which really enhanced the experience for me. We both badly needed to pee and the only place open was the Hotel Skogafoss, where we enjoyed overpriced skyr cake and beer for the pleasure of using their WC. It actually worked out really well timing-wise because we got to enjoy a nice view of the waterfall from inside while it was raining quite heavily outside. We were getting tired and running behind schedule at this point, so we skipped the hike up the stairs and the hike to Kvernufoss, but we got some quality time at the base of Skógafoss, which is usually a lot more crowded.
Smiðjan Brugghús - A solid brewpub in Vík, and pretty much our only option at the late hour that we were looking to get dinner. The veggie burger was very good and the beer was excellent. It was quite expensive for what we got, even by Icelandic standards, but at least what we got was good.
Guesthouse Galleri Vík - This is one of those charming little guesthouses that I won’t soon forget. The host, Guðrún, went out of her way to make us feel at home. She even busted out a machine specifically designed for drying shoes, which came in really handy for drying out our boots that were still wet from Nauthusagil. Those dry boots sure would come in handy the next morning when we hiked up Reynisfjall over to Reynisfjara, which took way longer than expected and resulted in a call for help to our dear Guðrún. To find out what happened, tune into the next episode, when we cover the rest of the South Coast and the Eastfjords in two action-packed days...
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2019.04.21 11:23 hanshansenin Kleine, blaue Eier - meine Online-Dating story als Ostergeschenk

Weil ich zu Ostern nicht viel zu tun und ein wenig Langeweile habe, wollte ich mal einen kleinen Text über eine schändliche, dunkle und vergessene Periode meines Lebens schreiben, zumal „was habt ihr beim Online-Dating erlebt“-Threads auch sehr gerne gelesen werden. Deswegen hier ein kleiner Ostersegen an euch.
Der Text wird etwas lang also bringt ein wenig Geduld und Toleranz für potentielle Fehler mit - mein Lektor ist Eier färben. Meine Erlebnisse sind inzwischen auch auch etwa 6-7 Jahre alt, weswegen ich nicht sagen kann, ob sie auch repräsentativ für das heutige „Erlebnis“ Online-Dating sind. Ich habe es danach schließlich nicht wieder versucht. Ihr werden sehen, wieso.
Jedenfalls beginnt meine Reise 1, 2 Jahre nachdem ich aus meinem Elternhaus ausgezogen bin und ein paar Semester mit meinem Studium verbracht habe. Wirklich ausgezogen bin ich zwar nicht, weil ich nur eine Stadt weiterzog und meine Eltern immer noch regelmäßig besucht habe aber ich war stolz auf mein kleines Ein-Zimmer Domizil und meine kleinen Freiheiten im Alltag, die ich vorher nicht hatte.
In der Zeit habe ich noch nichts gesucht, weil ich einige Jahre zuvor ein sehr, sehr negatives Erlebnis hatte, das mich für eine Weile vom „Dating“ abgehalten hat, womit ich im Grunde zeitweise sehr glücklich war. Das war so ein bisschen die „Selbstfindungszeit“, dachte ich damals zumindest naiverweise. Ich habe gemerkt, dass ich natürlich ein ganz außergewöhnlicher Typ bin und als solcher auch Kontakt zu ganz außergewöhnlichen Leuten haben muss.
Und meine Freundin muss auch eine außergewöhnliche Person sein, um recht zu passen. Sie muss eine Schönheit haben, die tief verwinkelt ist und die man nur von einer ganz besonderen Perspektive aus erkennen kann. Die nur jemand aus meiner Perspektive heraus erkennen kann! Sie soll keine Allerweltsschönheit aus einem Modemagazin oder aus dem Fernsehen sein, sondern ein Juwel, den ich entdecke, weil ihn sonst niemand wirklich sieht. Kurz gesagt – ich wollte irgendeine, die super auffällig ist, schräg aussieht und nicht dem idealtypischen Frauenbild entsprach, das ich aus den Medien kannte. Sollte ja speziell sein.
Und sie sollte besonders sein – nicht zickig, mit mir jeden Scheiß machen und mich bei allem unterstützen. Ich habe mir schon ausgemalt, wie wir witzige Städtetrips machen, Leute auf der Straße ansprechen und ärgern und zu einem fetzigen Rocksong im Sonnenschein Eis essen.
Nachdem ich mein Skript im Kopf fertiggestellt hatte, musste ich nur noch die Hauptdarstellerin casten. Weil ich was ziemlich lahmes studiere, gab es bei mir nicht viele Optionen – bzw. habe ich die in Betracht kommenden schon mal von Freunden und Bekannten mustern lassen, bevor ich sie ansprechen wollte. Das Ergebnis war: Freund, Freund, Borderline, Freund, asexuell, Freund. Super.
Mein genialer Gedanke war es dann, etwas gezielter auszusieben- wo sollte das besser gehen als im Internet? Man hat dort Personen vor sich wie bei einer Sedcard und musste nur gucken, wie man sein Angebot ordentlich unterbreiten kann.
Ich meldete mich daraufhin bei einer bekannteren deutschen Datingplattform an, sah mir die Auswahl an und fing so langsam damit an, ein bisschen herumzuschauen und meine Suchkriterien einzuengen. Mh, ok – so wenige? Naja, vielleicht muss sie ja nicht genauso alt sein, ein bisschen jünger oder älter ist schon ok. Mh – immer noch so wenig? Naja, die muss ja nicht unbedingt direkt hier wohnen, ich bin ja halbwegs mobil.
Soweit so gut – nun habe ich angefangen, Nachrichten zu schreiben. Ich schrieb über Gott, die Welt, mein Befinden, meine Interessen, meine Besonder- und Allgemeinheiten und auch, worüber sich die Damen so im Profil ausgelassen haben. Weil ich sehr wählerisch war, waren sogar die Komplimente über das Aussehen der Damen sehr ehrlich gemeint. Das ist nicht selbstverständlich, wie ich im Nachhinein festgestellt habe.
Nachdem ich drei Frauen eine sehr nette Nachricht geschrieben habe, wartete ich schon gespannt auf die Antwort (über deren Erhalt ich mich in suggestiver Manier schon vorab in der Nachricht bedankt habe).
Nichts.
Nächster Tag – Nichts.
Die haben die doch nicht bekommen – ich schreibe mal dem Team eine Nachricht.
2 Tage später - „Hey, es ist normal, dass man manchmal keine Antwort zurückbekommt – sei nicht entmutigt und versuch es einfach weiter, LG Admins“. Ok. Ich hatte bis dahin nur Leute im echten Leben angesprochen und habe es niemals erlebt, dass jemand einfach weitergelaufen ist und mich nicht wahrgenommen hat. Offen gesagt hätte mich das in eine kartesische Existenzkrise gestürzt, weil ich dann nicht wüsste, ob es mich gäbe!
Naja – ich habe dann den drei Frauen eine höfliche Nachricht zurückgeschrieben, ob sie denn beschäftigt seien oder was denn los bei ihnen ist. Eine hat auch tatsächlich geantwortet. Hat halt kein Interesse, sorry, dass sie nicht zurückgeschrieben hat.
Nachdem alle superinteressanten Frauen entweder nicht geantwortet oder ihr Desinteresse bekundet haben, habe ich meine Suchkriterien noch ein bisschen heruntergeschraubt. Naja, die muss ja nicht so und so sein, so ist auch ganz ok. Und das peinliche Urlaubsfoto vor dem schiefen Turm vor Pisa - ja, das ist so konventionell und lahm aber ok, die ist sonst bestimmt in Ordnung. Und die eine da ist einen Kopf größer als ich? Na gut, das ist schon in Ordnung.
Jetzt kamen auch tatsächlich Antworten, sogar ganz nette! Eine Dame studierte etwas ähnlich lahmes wie ich, war sehr unauffällig und nicht außergewöhnlich aber sie antwortete regelmäßig, extrem freundlich und es machte richtig Spaß, mit ihr zu schreiben! Meine Augen und Gedanken waren aber bei einer aus einem benachbarten Bundesland – sie war eine raue Perle, die jedem ins Auge sticht und bei meinen Eltern Kopfschütteln verursachen würde, tauchte ich mit ihr mal bei ihnen auf. Sie skatete, hörte tolle Musik, hatte einen großartigen, dunklen Humor und schrieb mit mir über allerlei Zeugs.
Sie war tatsächlich ein Fund für mich aber etwas anders als ich zunächst dachte– sie war psychisch krank und hat es mir dann auch gesagt als wir uns mal in Echt trafen. Ich habe ihr gesagt, dass das für mich nicht wirklich in Betracht kommt als Beziehung aber dass ich sie als Mensch mag und weiter Kontakt halten will. Tue ich auch noch bis zum heutigen Tag und bin froh, eine wertvolle Freundin auf diese Weise kennengelernt zu haben. Sie lebt inzwischen mit ihrem passenden Deckel zusammen und kocht sich ein schönes Leben zusammen, an dem ich als guter Freund auch teilhabe! Das war das Beste – mal so zum Anfang. Jetzt geht es nur noch bergab.
Die lahme Dame vom vorletzten Absatz meldete sich eines Tages aus heiterem Himmel mit schlechten Nachrichten – Familiendrama, Gesundheitsprobleme, die Uni will sie aus ihrem Studium kanten, weil sie irgendwelche Formalia nicht erfüllt. Ich solle ihr aber einfach eine Mail schreiben – hier ist ihre E-Mail. Ich habe sie gespeichert aber noch nicht geschrieben – irgendwie war das alles ziemlich viel und ich wollte sie jetzt nicht mit meinen Gefühlchen stören, wenn sie selbst so viel zu tun hat.
Nach ein paar im Sande verlaufenden Konversationen kommt jetzt ein Lowlight – das aus heiterem Himmel kommende „Ich habe jetzt übrigens nen Freund – guck mal!“. Als ich das das erste mal sah, war ich so aus allen Wolken gefallen und wütend, dass ich die Person einfach geblockt habe, ohne irgendetwas dazu zu schreiben. Vorher noch drüber schreiben, ob man sich bald treffen will und dann plötzlich den Freund vorstellen – das geht und gibt‘s hier nicht. Sie sah sich danach ein paar mal mein Profil an und wunderte sich wohl, weshalb sie mir nicht mehr schreiben konnte. Ihr Freund konnte sie sicherlich darüber hinwegtrösten also war alles ok.
Ich hatte noch so eine Geschichte aber die ist nicht wirklich ironisch-süffisant, sondern hat mich in eine mittelschwere Lebenskrise gestürzt, an der ich stellenweise noch Jahre danach zu knabbern hatte, weil sie meine ganze Wahrnehmung der Welt um mich herum komplett in Frage gestellt hat. Kurz gesagt – beide verliebt, viel geschrieben, wollten bald zueinander fahren, Weihnachtsfeiertage und Silvester kamen, „du, ich muss dir was sagen“ kam, mentaler Zusammenbruch und durchgefallene Klausuren kamen, aufraffen und weitermachen kamen. Man sollte niemals jemanden verfluchen oder gar schlimmes über eine Person herbeiwünschen aber ich denke, dass das schlechtestmögliche denkbare Ereignis nicht schlecht genug für sie wäre.
Sie ist, auch nach Jahren der Reflektion und Besinnung, der mit Abstand widerwärtigste und niederträchtigste Mensch, den ich je kennengelernt habe. Ihr Freund, sofern sie sich auch nur irgendwie um ihn jemals gekümmert hat, ist ein sehr armer Mann. Und ich möchte ihr keine weiteren Worte widmen.
Noch zwei große Geschichten sind offen. Zwischendurch hatte ich Perlen wie „ach ja, ich ziehe nächste Woche um, in ein ganz anderes, sehr weit entferntes Bundesland! Vielleicht hätte ich das sagen sollen“, „Ich gehe manchmal durch die Stadt und beerdige danach Tierkadaver im Wald nebenan, weil die mir leidtun, wenn ich sie so da auf der Straße liegen sehe“ und „Eigentlich mag ich Männer garnicht so aber ich traue mich nicht, Frauen anzusprechen, weil meine Eltern enttäuscht wären“. Letzteres ist zwar traurig aber mir in diesen entnervenden Momenten egal gewesen.
Große Geschichte 1: Ich sehe auf einmal ein Profil, das mir so extrem aus der Seele sprach, als hätte es eine weibliche Version von mir geschrieben! Und die sah genauso aus, wie ich mir das oben vorgestellt habe! Das war praktisch DIE eine! Wir schrieben nett, sehr nett, super nett. Irgendwann erreichte mich Mittags eine Mail: „Hey, sorry dass ich nicht geschrieben habe. Ich habe am Montag als ich mit Freundinnen unterwegs war jemanden kenneng….. BLOCK. MAILADRESSE IN DEN KONTAKTFILTER. NEIN – MEINE MAILADRESSE LÖSCHEN. Nachdem ich danach 6 Stunden am Stück auf einem Freizeitplatz Basketball gespielt hatte und mir den Zorn von Kindern einholte, die den Korb auch mal für sich haben wollten, habe ich mir eine neue Mailadresse zugelegt und fügte meine wichtigsten Kontakte hinzu. Das war praktisch eine Proto – Marie Kondo Aktion, weil ich alle anderen Idioten vergessen habe, denen ich sowieso nie schreibe.
Große Geschichte 2: Die lahme Dame kam wieder! Sie meldete sich extra wieder an, um mir zu schreiben, weil alles wieder ok in ihrem Leben war. Wir gingen Essen, simsten hin- und her und verstanden uns super. Es lief alles ganz toll, bis sie mich irgendwann ohne Erklärung versetzt hat und nicht schrieb. Ich rief sie auch an und da kam nichts. Irgendwann ging die Mailbox sofort ran. Inzwischen ist die lahme Dame verheiratet und hat ein Kind, soweit dazu Facebook – ob das zu der Zeit passiert ist, weiß ich auch nicht. Kann sein aber ist eigentlich egal.
Nach all diesen Dingen habe ich es gelöscht. Und wollte auch von alledem nix mehr wissen.
Meine Datingstory endete letzten Endes damit, dass ich mit einer Frau in der Bibliothek ins Gespräch kam, so ganz analog. Sie studierte was lahmes. Genauer gesagt: das gleiche Fach. Im Endeffekt führte das dazu, dass wir heute zusammenleben. Ziemlich glücklich sogar.
Ich habe aus all den Geschichten ein paar Tipps für Männer, Frauen und Datingseitenbetreiber zusammengestellt, mal so als krönender Abschluss

Männer:
- es gibt keine perfekte Frau, sie entwickelt sich erst zu einer, wenn man sie kennenlernt
- eure Kriterien einer perfekten Frau werdet ihr niemals finden, weil ihr einen Mann mit Brüsten sucht (was auch ok für den ein oder anderen aber nicht im Durchschnitt ist)
-Wenn eine Frau so aussieht, als hätte sie eine Macke, hat sie eine Macke
- Wenn dich jemand warten lässt, geh gleich, weil du was besseres verdient hast, als zweite Wahl zu sein

Frauen:
- es gibt keinen perfekten Mann, also lasst auch zu, dass man auch kennenlernen kann, um einer für euch zu werden
- eure Kriterien eines perfekten Mannes existieren nicht, weil ihr eine Frau mit Penis sucht (was ok für die ein oder andere aber nicht im Durchschnitt ist)
- Wenn ein Mann so aussieht, als hätte er eine Macke, hat er eine Macke
- Warm hält man nur die Reste der Pizza, wenn man sie morgen noch essen will

Datingseitenbetreiber:
- mistet eure Karteileichen aus
- spezialisiert eure Seiten mehr für gemeinsame Interessen
- fügt eine Mindestwörteranzahl ein, damit Frauen keine ein-Wort-Nachrichten bekommen
- fügt einen Spamfilter ein, damit es nicht das gleiche Wort ist
- fügt einen Filter dafür ein, wenn jemand zu oft die selbe Nachricht schickt
- fügt einen „nicht interessiert“ Button ein, damit Männer schneller bescheid wissen, was Sache ist
- Der „nicht interessiert“-Button muss nach einer Weile bei jeder unbeantworteten Nachricht geclickt werden, weil man sonst keine weitere Post bekommt
- bevor man seinen Account löscht, muss man eine „Abschiedsrunde“ machen, in der man noch anschreibbar ist und die Nachrichten direkt an‘s E-Mailpostfach durchgehen

Danke für‘s Lesen und frohes Osterfest. Kommentare und weitere Geschichten werden gerne gelesen!
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2018.02.21 20:42 Collegiette2019 Wedding Bouquet Woes

X-posted from JustNoMIL
So to recap- BB should have previous posts- JN family, especially my Mom, and I have been slowly reconnecting with them over the last 9 months. We haven't had as many fights as before because I am independent and living an hour away now, but she can still be pretty awful. NC is not an option because of my 6 younger siblings still living with her.
So this happened this morning. M is me, J is my mother, and DF refers to Dear Fiance (22M, and absolutely JY with the shiniest of spines).
M- Really random question. Would someplace like Mardel's carry saints' medals, or do they have to be ordered online through a Catholic store?
J-You have to get them from a Catholic store or online. Which saint?
(Thinking to myself, Yay! She's being civil and helpful!) M- Joan and Benedict. I won't need them for a while,but I want to get those two to have on my bridal bouquet. (Its a bit of a thing now but I love it- having your and your husband's saints)
J- Than you'll have a very long time to get them. (X), (Y), and (Z) all carry them. Traditionally the bride leaves a bouquet in front of Mary.
(Thinking Oh, wow, she actually is interested in being helpful)
M- We're not sure if we will do that- it is a more Polish tradition, sso I want his Nana's opinion on if we should. Thaat side of the family immigrated from Poland back in the... Shoot, either the 40s or 50s I think DF said. We'll see :-) gott get ready for classes. Love y'all!
J- Um, you realize your side of the family is Catholic also right?
M- Yes but not Polish.
J- You're not Polish.
(Thinking Wait, did she not read what I said earlier?) M- Correct. but the leaving flowers at Mary's statue is a more Polish Catholic tradition. As in there is only one Catholic woman I have ever met who left flowers, because she and her husband's families were both Polish. No other Catholic woman I know has done that, but DF and I will talk about it later on and decide. (Plus, the Polish part of DF's family is Jewish.)
For this next bit a little bit of context might be needed. My dad lost his job in September, a couple months before I got engaged. They are now possibly going to have to mmove several hours away. My family has, for the past 4 years, been going to a VERY traditional and tiny Latin Mass parish that is an hour away from them. DF and I have been going to a Novus Ordo parish, where he is now in the choir, for about a year now, and he's also planning to go through RCIA at that parish later this year.
J- Okay Collegiette2019, I can not deal with this right now. Leaving flowers at Mary's altar is not only Polish. It is a sign of Marian devotion. It was quite common until they started ripping the Marian altars out of churches in the sixties and seventies. And at MD (church my family goes to) the brides still do it. They can also leave one at St. Joseph's altar. It was also a tradition that the wedding took place at the parish the bride's family attends. But the church that your actually practicing Catholic family attends and supports and where your brothers serve has never been in consideration. Has it possibly occurred to you that once again you are choosing to make someone else your new forever family, completely bumping your actual family that loved you to the curb> And a big part of that has to do with money.
When I first read that my jaw dropped. Firstly, DF and I both HATE their parish. They are detrimentally traditional, they are repressive, and we despise the whole way they go about things. We have agreed we never want to go there again.
Nearly an hour later after talking with my best friend/MOH (who said I should tell her to go F herself) and DF (who said "Cool, so if we're going to be traditional, where's the dowry? I'll take my three sheep and a goat, thanks.") this is what I sent.
M- That has never been my intention with any of this. I did not know that leaving flowers is a widespread tradition, because I have never been to a Catholic wedding where that happened. DF and I decided that we wanted to be married at St Francis because that is where WE went to church, even while we were dating. Tradition or lack thereof has nothing to do with it. It is where he feels comfortable and it is what we both want. Also, by the time we get married, you will no longer be going to MD, and we are not having our wedding in a place neither of us will have ever attended mass As for the "new forever family" and "having to do with money" I don't know what you're talking about. Would you like to know the grand total they are able to contribute? It is $2400. They are letting us use their restaurant (where we had our first date) for free, and letting us have the food and alcohol at cost. DF and I haven't asked you or (dad) for any money because we know you could not afford it. Furthermore, you have made it extremely clear since (Grandma) lived with us that you are not interested in my wedding. On the other hand, (DF's stepmom) is a former wedding planner and has not only been interested, but has loved our ideas for keeping it inexpensive. I am not interested in having any argument about this with you. Have a good day.
That was sent just before I went into class, almost 6 hours ago, and I haven't heard anything more since then. I'm also supposed to go visit part of the day Saturday, but we'll see how that goes. I don't know, what do y'all think? Was I too harsh? I sent a copy to my fiance and his response was "Dayum, girl!"
TIA!
Also, reading through the requirements to be wed at their parish. Either myself or DF would have to be Catholic AND a registered member of their parish. Not happening
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2018.02.21 01:27 Collegiette2019 Wedding Bouquet Woes

So to recap- BB should have previous posts- JN family, especially my Mom, and I have been slowly reconnecting with them over the last 9 months. We haven't had as many fights as before because I am independent and living an hour away now, but she can still be pretty awful. NC is not an option because of my 6 younger siblings still living with her.
So this happened this morning. M is me, J is my mother, and DF refers to Dear Fiance (22M, and absolutely JY with the shiniest of spines).
M- Really random question. Would someplace like Mardel's carry saints' medals, or do they have to be ordered online through a Catholic store?
J-You have to get them from a Catholic store or online. Which saint?
(Thinking to myself, Yay! She's being civil and helpful!) M- Joan and Benedict. I won't need them for a while,but I want to get those two to have on my bridal bouquet. (Its a bit of a thing now but I love it- having your and your husband's saints)
J- Than you'll have a very long time to get them. (X), (Y), and (Z) all carry them. Traditionally the bride leaves a bouquet in front of Mary.
(Thinking Oh, wow, she actually is interested in being helpful)
M- We're not sure if we will do that- it is a more Polish tradition, sso I want his Nana's opinion on if we should. Thaat side of the family immigrated from Poland back in the... Shoot, either the 40s or 50s I think DF said. We'll see :-) gott get ready for classes. Love y'all!
J- Um, you realize your side of the family is Catholic also right?
M- Yes but not Polish.
J- You're not Polish.
(Thinking Wait, did she not read what I said earlier?) M- Correct. but the leaving flowers at Mary's statue is a more Polish Catholic tradition. As in there is only one Catholic woman I have ever met who left flowers, because she and her husband's families were both Polish. No other Catholic woman I know has done that, but DF and I will talk about it later on and decide. (Plus, the Polish part of DF's family is Jewish.)
For this next bit a little bit of context might be needed. My dad lost his job in September, a couple months before I got engaged. They are now possibly going to have to mmove several hours away. My family has, for the past 4 years, been going to a VERY traditional and tiny Latin Mass parish that is an hour away from them. DF and I have been going to a Novus Ordo parish, where he is now in the choir, for about a year now, and he's also planning to go through RCIA at that parish later this year.
J- Okay Collegiette2019, I can not deal with this right now. Leaving flowers at Mary's altar is not only Polish. It is a sign of Marian devotion. It was quite common until they started ripping the Marian altars out of churches in the sixties and seventies. And at MD (church my family goes to) the brides still do it. They can also leave one at St. Joseph's altar. It was also a tradition that the wedding took place at the parish the bride's family attends. But the church that your actually practicing Catholic family attends and supports and where your brothers serve has never been in consideration. Has it possibly occurred to you that once again you are choosing to make someone else your new forever family, completely bumping your actual family that loved you to the curb> And a big part of that has to do with money.
When I first read that my jaw dropped. Firstly, DF and I both HATE their parish. They are detrimentally traditional, they are repressive, and we despise the whole way they go about things. We have agreed we never want to go there again.
Nearly an hour later after talking with my best friend/MOH (who said I should tell her to go F herself) and DF (who said "Cool, so if we're going to be traditional, where's the dowry? I'll take my three sheep and a goat, thanks.") this is what I sent.
M- That has never been my intention with any of this. I did not know that leaving flowers is a widespread tradition, because I have never been to a Catholic wedding where that happened. DF and I decided that we wanted to be married at St Francis because that is where WE went to church, even while we were dating. Tradition or lack thereof has nothing to do with it. It is where he feels comfortable and it is what we both want. Also, by the time we get married, you will no longer be going to MD, and we are not having our wedding in a place neither of us will have ever attended mass As for the "new forever family" and "having to do with money" I don't know what you're talking about. Would you like to know the grand total they are able to contribute? It is $2400. They are letting us use their restaurant (where we had our first date) for free, and letting us have the food and alcohol at cost. DF and I haven't asked you or (dad) for any money because we know you could not afford it. Furthermore, you have made it extremely clear since (Graandma) lived with us that you are not interested in my wedding. On the other hand, (DF's stepmom) is a former wedding planner and has not only been interested, but has loved our ideas for keeping it inexpensive. I am not interested in having any argument about this with you. Have a good day.
That was sent just before I went into class, almost 6 hours ago, and I haven't heard anything more since then. I'm also supposed to go visit part of the day Saturday, but we'll see how that goes. I don't know, what do y'all think? Was I too harsh? I sent a copy to my fiance and his response was "Dayum, girl!"
TIA!
Edit- Dad hates being called Dad. EDIT 2- DF is DF.
Addition- also, reading through the requirements to be wed at their parish. Either myself or DF would have to be Catholic AND a registered member of their parish. Not happening.
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2013.02.10 09:37 tabledresser [Table] IAmA: I Am Peter Sunde, co-founder of TPB, AMA

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How much money have I lost because of this? Do I need it? God knows I certainly work hard enough to deserve it. That said, thanks for making the world a better place. Thanks yourself man. Keep doing good work!
What do you think of torrent justification that today's youth seems to have? They should seed more.
If you had to do it all over again, would you do anything differently? Yes, I would have encrypted gottes harddrive for him.
What motivated you to create and maintain TPB? Was the story about purchasing Sealand real? How would that have worked? Motivation comes from the importance of freedom of information. Sealand was real! They just wanted too much money for it. We raised a lot, and I bought rain forest for the money in brasil somewhere. Tiamo was not happy with me wasting the money on "crap" (his view) and anakata laughed at me for believing in doing good.
How would you recommend TPB users stay safe? Using a condom, regular excersise and preferably eating only vegan food!
What is your opinion on TPB AFK? I love the film but is there anything you dislike about it? Thanks for doing an AMA! :D. I have mixed feelings about it, quite heavily. I posted about it in my blog, it's kind of long-ish. I think Simon and his team left out a lot of things that I personally see as important. I think the trial parts are boring and for me TPB is so much bigger than just a few court cases. TPB is the people (not the crew - the users) and their experiences. I wanted them to have a movie.
Who was the genius who replied to that cease-and-desist about Shrek? Edit: Here's what I mean. Edit 2: I'm aware it says Anakata at the bottom, but I was asking from memory, so please stop telling me. Probably Gotte. Most of the letters was either by him or our legal aid Mikael. I wrote a few as well, for the lulz.
What's the best way/s to support TPB? Starting a "competitor". We need to not just rely upon ONE site!
Has gottfrid learned to encrypt his own email yet? or are you and Fredrik helping him. He has the longest cryptopassword I've seen. Took over a minute to type it in, and he's a fast typer. So yes. :)
As one of the founders of one of the most popular sites on the Internet, do many people recognize you out in public? A lot do, yes. But being from the northern part of europe, we have an unwritten rule of not acknowleding that we recognize someone, which I love. When I go to places (forums, conferences etc) people are more open with it, which is fine.
What is the most infuriating thing a producer or lawyer has ever said to you? "You've raped me, my friends, my kids, my mother and father, then you spit me in the face and tell me to love it." It was one of the top people at a record company in Sweden. I left the meeting two hours later and the guy told me that I'm probably going to hear from him when he needed a job. AFK TROLLING.
Do you regret any of your actions pertaining TPB (etc) ? No. YOLO!
Great movie! Anyway How are the rest of the guys doing, and how do you see TPB's future? Edit:spelling. Fredrik is fine, Gotte is locked up in Stockholm. TPB should die (I've said this for a few years) so that something good will replace it. Come on, it's 8 years old website with essentially no updates. There must be something better... !
If you had to rewrite copyright law to make it fit into the modern era, how would you change it? How would authors, game developers, filmmakers, etc. be able to make money and protect their works under your system? I think that Flattr is somewhere along where I would have done it. But then again, most of the people actually creating things have almost nothing of their actual income from the copyright of the works. 99.9% make their living on working in grocery stores, gas stations, office work or whatever. Rather put a system in place where culture is supported by the government, which it is partially today.
Is anything happening with an appeal for the #spectrial miscarriage-of-justice to European courts, either the EU Court of Justice or the ECHR? Hey Rick, congrats again on the engagement :) They should reply within a few months actually. There are (as you blogged about) lots of new things going in our direction!
Man, I gotta say, I love how firmly you guys stand up for yourselves. Are you ever worried about your enormous balls pulling planets out of their orbit? You know that leap year thingie...?
Has the piratebay considered hosting from international waters? We tried buying a country a few years back. Then a year ago or so I know that some guys set up flying drones in international waters with radiolinks.
How is Flattr doing? I think it's an excellent idea for giving back to content creators, but I don't see it everywhere. Is it still growing? It's growing and thanks for liking it! It's hard to get sites to allow it though, because everyone thinks there's a catch. Too good to be true, kind of thing. If you want to help, tell sites to add support for flattr!
How do you deal with your critics making false claims about you and your work/unfairly attempting to discredit you? How do you deal with people retaliating against you without properly understanding your work or intentions? This must be psychologically taxing. What are your coping strategies? Being right.
What country has the highest download rate from you? The highest mirrohost rate? When I was active the biggest countries was US/UK/SE for historical and internetical reasons.
Could you beat Bert Karlsson if you took a cage match? How would you finish the match? 15 years ago he actually parked on my parking spot. I told him that if he doesn't move his car within 3 seconds I would smash it to pieces and burn it to the ground. He moved it directly. Kind of already won.
Do you, anakata and TiAMO get any money for being involved in TPB AFK? Nope. I think we've rather lost money on traveling places to help with the film.
What kind of server infrastructure does the pirate bay run on? How did you and the TPB team scale and manage it? Cheapest computers available, sometimes without chassis (too expensive). Writing fast code was key.
When they got Kim DotCom did it worry you guys a bit? We already had our "hit". It worried me that I didn't have as much cool stuff and war rooms as he has.
Hey Peter, thanks for doing this AMA. Do you have any areas of interest in which you are planning to work in the future? I'm planning to fix the payment industry right now, doing some boring artwork and I also want to go with the Sea Shepherds to antarctica and hunt those fucking japanese whalers. If the sea shepherds will have me :)
What OS/Hardware/Smartphone do you use? Laptop I run a macbook air (I travel a lot so it's great). I use a nokia n9 because of the openness. But I try to not use a tracking device, sorry smartphone, at all.
Do you think it's been worth it? I mean you've pretty much ruined your life in Sweden economically, I know there's ways to circumvent it - but still. Who cares about financial life in Sweden. I have good friends that help me if I need help, and I don't live in Sweden.
Why are you the only sane one? If you ask any of the others, they will say they are the only sane ones. It's all in the eye of the beholder!
Why did you start The Pirate Bay? It was started because it was fun. That's kind of always what happened with the things started by Piratbyrån. To piss someone off has sometimes been a motive as well.
This may seem a broad obtuse question but: is The Pirate Bay now what your previously thought it would be? I would have hoped it was gone already. I think that we need to have less single points of failures - which TPB kind of is. All the other file sharing sites are centralised or dependent on TPB.
Hello there, Peter! When I met you in Lithuania a few years ago, you told me that there's some sort of plan B in case you lose the trial. Since this is an AMA, what is that plan B? We're still on plan A, no need for plan B. Yet!
What do you think about Aaron Swartz's suicide? I find him and your lot devoting your life doing the same thing (i.e. awesome things). I was really sad when I got to know about it. I've written quite a few articles for scandinavian news papers about it, and also on my blog. Aaron and I shared lots of friends and devotion, I'm really sad for the people closest to him. He's really going to be missed, not only as an internet freedom fighter, but also by his friends.
What is your opinion on Free Software movement and FSF? I love them. There was shots of me discussing a lot with Richard Stallman in some cuts of TPB AFK but was cut out. Hopefully they'll be extra material so you can hear his (clever) views on piracy as well.
I watched the film yesterday and I enjoyed it. I have also used TPB in the past and thought what a revolution it was. I studied in Germany (from USA) in 2003 and there was a guy in my dorm that would broadcast movies from his computer through the dorms to everyone's TV. I couldn't help but think how much trouble he could get in for doing that. Did you ever think that the large companies would come after you while you were developing and implementing your idea? It took three days from the opening of TPB until the first legal threat came, so yeah kind of. :)
You mention wanting tpb gone so a new one can come along. What would you like to see from a successor? Less talk about pirates, more about ninjas!
With the obvious evidence from the film, as well as the numerous court cases for copyright/leaking materials and general barrage of defense against fee speech on the web in recent times, do you think we are at the start of the end of the era of free speech online, or at the start of a new wave revolution of free speech on the web? Given what happened with Acta, SOPA, PIPA and all of that I think we have a good chance to stop the scary future. But we need to fight it. I think we're in the start of something, and we need to raise our voices!
Who is keeping TPB running now? Winston.
Last year I remember reading about TPB being hosted from drones hovering out at sea at some point in the future. Is that still happening? I mean are you guys testing this out? Or was it simply an entertaining press release? Link to article: Link to thepiratebay.se. It might already be running on that...
How many TBs of files have you approximately downloaded from TPB? Why only GB? Let's talk PB.
How did you come up with the idea for TPB? I mean I don't think anyone can imagine the world without it now, and I'm young enough where I've always had it around. But did you just decide to go for it one day, and did you ever expect to become as big as it is? Noone excepted it to be as big as it became. Then it would have had a better name! It kind of just grew, and grew, and still keeps growing. It's like perpetual computer viagra.
Now that TPB is essentially a magnet index what separates it from other sites of its kind? I would say it's the people on the site. The moderators, the users, all making it a great place. TPB is the community, without it, it's useless..
Hej Peter. Are you disappointed with your attorneys? The documentary made it seem like none of you were properly prepared for the trial. Not really, i kind of liked them. My lawyer is old and respected. I changed his mind about a lof of these things. For me it was kind of a gamble. He was also one of the top politicians in the swedish christian democrats, not exactly who I would vote for. I wanted to influence him to change their views on this. (They're part of the government). It's like trolling in a good way.
What is your opinion on the Tor browser? Useful? Thanks Peter! Love TPB. It's great! Support Tor and the guys and team behind it as much as possible!
On a scale of 1 to Awesome, how awesome is Markorepairs? He's KINDA funny! So I'd say 1337.
What kind of drugs was Gotte doing? Are you a leftist? I know that someone once paid him with weird drugs. He's experimenting. Yes, I'm very leftist.
Big fan, thanks for doing this AMA Two Questions: Is there anything people in the U.S. can do to help? Writing a representative? Would joining a growing pirate party group be beneficial? I think just asking is good. We shouldn't all just go to the pirate parties - go to the normal parties as well and tell them to change their views to fit the real world. We kind of need to lobby, not just protest.
So... what's Gottfrid's sex life like? Contrary to popular belief, the TPB trio doesn't sleep with EACHOTHER.
Peter, I never really knew that there was such a big rift within the TPB family. Especially with TiAMO and Anakata and yourself. Was this played up in the movie? When TiAMO said those things in the bar and you were either told about it or shown the footage of it to reply you looked genuinely hurt. I was not hurt. We talk like this privately all the time. They are the most interesting things in the movie, I wanted more of that, and less of the court stuff. We still respect eachother a lot and the dynamics is kind of working!
Happiest moment of your life so far? When my brother got his daughter. Sorry for the cheesy answer!
What is your opinion on the imprisoment of Gottfried? It's insane. But he might actually get better from it, his health was not the best.
With the Six Strikes plan soon to be implemented by providers across the US, what ways are there to bypass or protest this action, aside from dropping your Internet plan? Tell your ISP that you will leave them. If you can't leave them, build a new ISP. In the meanwhile, use VPN's, Tor and help the projects that seem to do good for helping the community!
What was your favorite response to a company who had ordered you to take down their content? EDIT: Oh my god, the co-founder of Pirate Bay actually responded to me!! I'm gonna tell all my friends about this! Thanks for being awesome you guys! The legal threat from Linotype was the funniest. They sent a list of list of fonts they wanted taken down from TPB. The reply has a new font (from the list) for each word in the letter.
Just saw the TPB AFK documentary earlier today, and it was very interesting. I would've liked to see more about TPB though, and less about the trials. Thanks for doing what you do for the internets. Is it correct that you will be the only one to accept the prison time? How in the world are you going to be able to pay that ridiculous sum of money that the judge fined you to? Have no money, wouldn't pay if I had it.
Any new projects you are working on? Yes, lots! You'll see.
Kim Dotcom implied in interviews, that the U.S. is an outdated business model and acts so aggressively because secretly it sees itself and it's industry in existential danger. Your thoughts on this? They're kind of two-fold. The US has all of it's power because they pollinated the whole world with hollywood propaganda. They need the movies to be spread to keep people interested in the US. At the same time, they don't want to look weak or run over. That's why they hate us all.
I saw the movie yesterday and I wanted to know, is Gottfrid really a junkie? He has had issues with drugs, yes.
Thanks for making the most viewed Bambuser broadcast of all time! Thanks for doing an important service. You know I love you.
What have you downloaded lately ? TPB AFK and finnish movies.
Thanks for creating the pirate bay. Thank you for making it something that people care about.
How's TPB hosted, and how has TPB being blocked in the UK affected the site (I assume not at all). TPB is hosted in some sort of cloud thingie. I'm not involved today, so I'm not sure anymore. TPB being blocked in a country has, in every single attempt, given more traffic to it. It's like trying to shoot a black hole with an bow&arrow.
Please tell Reddit about Flattr. @ Link to flattr.com I hate to brag - Flattr is super awesome and Reddit should integrate it for every upvote.
Totally thought you created Trailer Park Boys. Found the truth, not dissapointed. Thank you for creating a very handy tool. Trailer Park Boys is the better TPB, honestly. One of my top 3 shows. I'm usually jokng that TPB is three guys from the northern part of their continent. One drug addict, one drunk and then bubbles. Fits both TPBs..
Who was your favorite actor to work with, when creating/filming "Trailer Park Boys" Ricky. I also had a crush on Lucy.
as my thanks here's a picture of a sloth. BEST. PIC. EVAH.
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